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6-11 2006.05.17 |
"I'm A Cover Girl, Mommy!" Jade doesn't win. Isn't that all you really need to know? |
| 6-11 Recap |
"I'm A Cover Girl, Mommy!"
The Girl Who Walked Through The Ancient City - Jade doesn't win. Isn't that all you really need to know? |
2006.05.17 2006.05.23 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-10 Recap |
Go-sees? Ah, Phuket.
The Girls Go To Phuket - There are go-sees, there is swimwear, and, as we head into the final three, there is still Jade. Yeah, we can't believe it either. |
2006.05.10 2006.05.16 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-9 Recap |
To Wong Furonda
The Girl Who Is Rushed To The Emergency Room - Thanks for everything, and we'll really miss your Fluffy Tiara of Truth. |
2006.05.03 2006.05.09 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-8 Recap |
No, No, Nnenna
The Girl Who Is A Model, Not A Masseuse - Nnenna is eliminated, which means we won't have to see or hear any more of her loser boyfriend. Yay! |
2006.04.26 2006.05.02 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-7 Recap |
Down At Snaggle Rock
The Girl Who Has Surgery - The snaggletooth is gone! The snaggletooth is gone! Hi, ho the derry-o, the snaggletooth is gone! |
2006.04.19 2006.04.25 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-6 Recap |
Double Trouble
The Girl Who Has A Temper - This week features not one, but two stupid bitches! And neither of them is Jade! |
2006.04.12 2006.04.18 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 6-5 Recap |
Mollie Who?
The Girl With Two Bad Takes - The girl who reminds you of all the other girls without a personality is sent home. |
2006.04.05 2006.04.11 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-4 Recap |
Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
The Girl Who Kissed A Male Model - She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. And boy is she cranky. |
2006.03.29 2006.04.04 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-3 Recap |
Pretty Things
The Girl Who Kissed The Roach - So what if we like pretty things? ANTM sure doesn't, and therefore Kari is cut instead of Gina. |
2006.03.22 2006.03.28 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 6-2 Recap |
Somebody Does, In Fact, Put Wendy in the Corner
The Girl Who Is A True Diva - Wendy finds her parents and becomes a little less tragic, except in relation to beauty. So, she's out. Meanwhile, Furonda wears a fluffy tiara, and Jade bitches and moans. |
2006.03.15 2006.03.21 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-1 Recap |
Bald Fuggle
The Girls Go Bald - Note to Top Model staff: are you guys kidding? |
2006.03.08 2006.03.14 |
A- |
Potes |
| Extra |
Bring On Some Fresh Meat, Already
Where The Girls Are - Yet more rehashing of the minimally existent careers of all the models you loved to hate and hated to love. And also, the ones you just plain hated. |
2006.03.01 2006.03.07 |
C+ |
Potes |
| Extra |
Mama And Children Reunion
Cycle Five Reunion - Hey, wait a minute. This looks suspiciously like another boring episode of The Tyra Banks Show! We've been had, bitches. |
2005.12.14 2005.12.20 |
C |
Potes |
| 5-12 Recap |
Sister Sledgehammer
The Girl On The Cover - In a victory for underappreciated siblings everywhere, Nicole finally does something right. |
2005.12.07 2005.12.13 |
A- |
Potes |
| 5-11 Recap |
I'm Sari...So Sari
The Girl Who Takes A Pill - It's go-sees, Bollywood fashion, and Benadryl as our heroines tackle their third week in London. Also, Jayla finally goes home. |
2005.11.30 2005.12.06 |
B |
Potes |
| 5-10 Recap |
Red Bullshit
The Girl Who Retaliates - In which there's a whole lotta nonsense about Red Bull and granola. |
2005.11.23 2005.11.30 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 5-9 Recap |
An Episode Without A Heroine
The Girl Who Talks Behind Everyone's Back - In which everyone gangs up on poor little Kimmy, the girls travel to London, and Jayla is still not sent home. |
2005.11.16 2005.11.22 |
B |
Potes |
| 5-8 Recap |
Lisa Needs Her Diaper Changed
The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her - Thought you liked Lisa? Yeah, things change. Also: it's bogus non-elimination night! |
2005.11.09 2005.11.14 |
A- |
Potes |
| Extra |
Déjà Vu's a Bitch
The Girl Who Wants To Step On The Pretty Flower - It is time for the annual clip show, in which we see stuff we've already seen, along with some stuff we haven't. And for once, it's actually not deathly boring. |
2005.11.02 2005.11.07 |
A- |
Potes |
| 5-7 Recap |
Kyle-ing Me Softly
The Girls Are 1940s Pin-Ups - ANTM chalks up another loss for the pretty and tall girls with potential as Kyle is sent back to a life of fixing the malfunctioning Blizzard machine. |
2005.10.26 2005.10.31 |
B- |
Potes |
| 5-6 Recap |
Coryn's Got A Secret
The Girl Who Loves Bubbles And Talks To Plants - And it's that she's afraid of heights. No, really. Also, Lisa loves alcohol and Jayla is a lapsed Jehovah's Witness. |
2005.10.19 2005.10.25 |
A- |
Potes |
| 5-5 Recap |
Flaw Week!
The Girl That Got The Boob Job - The girls have to discuss their flaws and how to fix them. Unfortunately, Miss J. is left out of the discussion. |
2005.10.12 2005.10.18 |
B |
Jeff |
| 5-4 Recap |
Bye, Curious
The Girl With The Disclaimer - Kim and Sarah are wrenched apart by cruel fate, while Cassandra is wrenched apart from good sense by her own stupidity. |
2005.10.05 2005.10.07 |
A- |
Potes |
| 5-3 Recap |
Do Mess With Texas
The Girl Who Needs A Miracle - It's déjà-vu all over again as Cassandra cries and cries about her pixie-like haircut, and we laugh and laugh. |
2005.09.28 2005.10.04 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 5-2 Recap |
Kim Gets A Toaster
The Girl With The Twisted Catch Phrase, Part II - Girl-on-girl action in the second half of a two-part premiere? You're not going to see that on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. |
2005.09.21 2005.09.28 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 5-1 Recap |
Twisted Sister
The Girl With The Twisted Catch Phrase, Part I - Thirty-six young hopefuls are pared down to twenty hopefuls are pared down to thirteen hopefuls in a premiere episode sponsored by Chapstick and Ramen Noodles. |
2005.09.21 2005.09.27 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 4-12 Recap |
Naima Make You Scream-a
The Girl Who Walks On Water - And with that, Janice Dickinson is 0 for 4. |
2005.05.18 2005.05.24 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 4-11 Recap |
Ebony And Ivory
The Girl Who Is Special - They live together in perfect harmony side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why can't Brittany and Keenyah? |
2005.05.11 2005.05.17 |
B |
Potes |
| 4-10 Recap |
The Kloof Will Set You Free
The Girl Who Flops In The Mud - Go-sees, Kloofing, and one elimination later, and all we really want to know is why Kahlen and Christina were spooning. |
2005.05.04 2005.05.10 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 4-9 Recap |
XX Why?
The Girls The Lionesses Are Hunting - The girls head to South Africa, and Michelle finally gets sent home. And we actually (ding!) feel a little bad about it. |
2005.04.27 2005.05.03 |
B+ |
Potes |