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8-9 2007.05.02 |
The Girl Who Freaked the Hell Out Go-sees! Brittany proves herself to be in dire need of a chill pill as she freaks out after missing a challenge deadline, and her strong performance on a dual sexy/soft photo shoot isn't enough to save her. Also, we learn about the art of tooching one's booty. Slinky slinky! |
| 8-9 Recap |
The Girl Who Freaked the Hell Out
The Girl Who Blames the Taxi Driver - Go-sees! Brittany proves herself to be in dire need of a chill pill as she freaks out after missing a challenge deadline, and her strong performance on a dual sexy/soft photo shoot isn't enough to save her. Also, we learn about the art of tooching one's booty. Slinky slinky! |
2007.05.02 2007.05.08 |
A- |
Potes |
| 8-8 Recap |
The Girl Who Can Hear, But Not Remember, The Thunder
The Girls Who Went Down Under - The girls head to the beautiful land Down Under to live out their final Top Model days in Sydney. Natasha continues her trajectory of rocking in the free world, while Brittany proves that having staples in your head can be psychologically damaging. In the end, Jael goes home, much to Twiggy's endless delight. |
2007.04.18 2007.04.22 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 8-7 Recap |
The Girl Who's Not No Fucking Lesbo
The Girl Who Impresses Pedro - Dionne almost loses us as she eschews lesbian love, but gets us back again when she admits she kinda likes it. Meanwhile, there are: acting, family visits, past contestants returning for a photo shoot, and Whitney being sent back to finish her college education like a good girl. |
2007.04.11 2007.04.16 |
A- |
Potes |
| 8-6 Recap |
The Girl Wholahay
The Girl Who Gets Thrown In The Pool - We have Wholahay, 50 Cent throwing Jael into a pool, evil genius Benny Medina, multiple personalities, Tyra facilitating a Renee smackdown by the whole group, and Sarah getting sent home. Can you think of a better episode in recent memory? |
2007.04.04 2007.04.09 |
A+ |
Potes |
| 8-5 Recap |
The Girl Who Neglected To Be Jolly
The Girl Who Takes Credit - Natasha has some phone sex with her husband, the girls shill for Sears, Sarah neglects to share the credit for an undeserved challenge win, it's a gender-bending photo shoot, and Diana is sent home. Just 'cause. |
2007.03.28 2007.04.03 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 8-4 Recap |
The Girl Who Causes As Much Sorrow Dead
The Girl Who Changes Her Attitude - Necrophilia abounds as the girls pose as bloody, gashed-up crime-scene victims. Most of them excel, but Felicia learns that staring dead-eyed at nothing is, in fact, not the same thing as modeling, and is sent packing. |
2007.03.21 2007.03.26 |
A- |
Potes |
| 8-3 Recap |
The Girl Who Was Filler
The Girl Who Cries All The Time - It's makeover time! Cassandra gets a giant Scary Spice 'do, and then gets sent home because being nice is not the same thing as being photogenic. Meanwhile, the girls pose semi-nude (unless you consider chocolate sauce to be clothes), Jael gets some tragic news, and Brittany's constant whining and pouting get a little annoying. |
2007.03.14 2007.03.20 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 8-2 Recap |
The Girl Who Is Way Too Nice
The Girls Who Go To Prom - Poor, innocent Samantha can't withstand the diva stylings of Jaslene, naked craziness of Jael, and straight-up bitchery of Renee, and is sent home for essentially being too sweet. In other news, the girls get their seasonal dose of runway training, and head back to school, but not for the reasons that one might hope. |
2007.03.07 2007.03.13 |
A- |
Potes |
| 8-1 Recap |
The Girl Who Is Just Kind Of Dumb
The Girl Who Won't Stop Talking - Kathleen, we hardly knew ye! The Cycle's most entertaining girl gets the boot first, because she is not smart enough to be a model. Yeah. Try to get your head around that one. |
2007.02.28 2007.03.07 |
A- |
Potes |
| Extra |
Union Jacked Up
Next Top Model: British Invasion II - For the second season of Britain's Next Top Model, they actually let the girl with the British teeth win. |
2006.12.20 2007.01.03 |
B |
Potes |
| Extra |
Girl Power!
Next Top Model: British Invasion, Part I - Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Posh, and Scary duke it out for the title of Britain's Next Top Model! Or maybe that was just a dream we had. |
2006.12.13 2006.12.26 |
A- |
Potes |
| 7-11 Recap |
Battle Of The Blands
The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model - And with the coronation of the first blonde winner, Season 7 comes to a close. We're sleepy. |
2006.12.06 2006.12.12 |
B- |
Potes |
| 7-10 Recap |
Water, Water Everywhere
The Girl Who Grates - And bitches, they will sink. In other news, the twins are 0 for 2. |
2006.11.29 2006.12.05 |
B |
Potes |
| 7-9 Recap |
A Schlock And Bull Story
The Girl Who Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth - The first of the twins falls as Caridee tells Nigel to remove the giant pole from his ass, and Melrose narrowly escapes the wrath of the bull we paid off to take her out. |
2006.11.22 2006.11.27 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 7-8 Recap |
Breaking Down Is Hard to Do
The Girl Who Breaks Down - Jaeda sweats right through her deodorant when confronted with a Spanish male model who is kind of a racist, and gets sent home. |
2006.11.15 2006.11.21 |
B |
Potes |
| 7-7 Recap |
Get Outta My Dreams...
The Girl Who Wrecks The Car - Get into my NASCAR! Except for you, Anchal. You just sit on the sidelines and eat this corn dog, okay? |
2006.11.08 2006.11.14 |
B |
Potes |
| 7-6 Recap |
Stay In School, Bitches
The Girl Who Graduates - You know what's really sexy? Getting an education. And for one girl, this lesson comes too little, too late. |
2006.10.25 2006.10.31 |
B+ |
Potes |
| Extra |
Same As It Ever Was
The Girls Who Made It This Far - Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Except for the time that Monique smashed up all the chips in the house with her feet. |
2006.11.01 2006.11.07 |
B |
Potes |
| 7-5 Recap |
A.J. From The Block
The Girl Who Punk'd Ashton - A.J. kind of wants to go home, and so she does. Michelle kind of wants to come out of the closet, and so she does. And Jaeda wants to stop sucking so badly. Eh, two out of three ain't bad. |
2006.10.18 2006.10.24 |
A- |
Potes |
| 7-4 Recap |
Super(model) Freak
The Girl Who Joined The Circus - As should come to no surprise to long-time viewers of this show, the girls finally find their niche posing as unattractive and malformed circus freaks. |
2006.10.11 2006.10.17 |
B+ |
Potes |
| 7-3 Recap |
The Yellow Hos Of Texas
The Girls Who Go To Texas - Whoever said, "There's Dennis Quaid and then there's America's Next Top Model and ne'er the twain shall meet" feels awfully silly right now. |
2006.10.04 2006.10.10 |
A- |
Potes |
| 7-2 Recap |
I Just Called To Say "I Hate You"
The Girl Who Hates Her Hair - About a third of the remaining girls prove themselves to be ungrateful wenches at makeover time, and Monique gives a bad name to children of God everywhere. |
2006.09.27 2006.10.03 |
A- |
Potes |
| 7-1 Recap |
Sister Christian, Oh, The Time Has Come
The Girl Who Marks Her Territory - There are lots of bitches, and then fewer bitches, and then finally thirteen bitches. Some are cute, some look like men, some have the personality of a warthog. You know, another season, same old shit. |
2006.09.20 2006.09.26 |
B+ |
Potes |
| Extra |
America's Next Top Picket Line
The Djb Interview - The America's Next Top Model writers are on strike. Here's why. |
2006.07.24 2006.07.25 |
A+ |
Potes |
| 6-11 Recap |
"I'm A Cover Girl, Mommy!"
The Girl Who Walked Through The Ancient City - Jade doesn't win. Isn't that all you really need to know? |
2006.05.17 2006.05.23 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-10 Recap |
Go-sees? Ah, Phuket.
The Girls Go To Phuket - There are go-sees, there is swimwear, and, as we head into the final three, there is still Jade. Yeah, we can't believe it either. |
2006.05.10 2006.05.16 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-9 Recap |
To Wong Furonda
The Girl Who Is Rushed To The Emergency Room - Thanks for everything, and we'll really miss your Fluffy Tiara of Truth. |
2006.05.03 2006.05.09 |
A- |
Potes |
| 6-8 Recap |
No, No, Nnenna
The Girl Who Is A Model, Not A Masseuse - Nnenna is eliminated, which means we won't have to see or hear any more of her loser boyfriend. Yay! |
2006.04.26 2006.05.02 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-7 Recap |
Down At Snaggle Rock
The Girl Who Has Surgery - The snaggletooth is gone! The snaggletooth is gone! Hi, ho the derry-o, the snaggletooth is gone! |
2006.04.19 2006.04.25 |
A |
Potes |
| 6-6 Recap |
Double Trouble
The Girl Who Has A Temper - This week features not one, but two stupid bitches! And neither of them is Jade! |
2006.04.12 2006.04.18 |
B+ |
Potes |