Episode Report Card Demian: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT If Death Doesn't Become Her, Will It At Least Shut Her Up?
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.09.2004
Up on the sun porch, the Dolt places Tiny Gay Chris on a pillow on the floor and edges around the dead-eyed Psycho to join Piper on the wicker loveseat. Once his father has passed, the Psycho immediately tries to decide which of his toys would best mangle poor Tiny Chris's little limbs. "You want anything?" the Dolt asks as he slings an arm across the back of the loveseat. "Just this," Piper replies, smiling down at the wordlessly feuding infants before settling back into her ex-husband's arms. The camera begins a slow pan back into the final fade to black as the Psycho prepares to brain Tiny Gay Chris with a Fisher-Price school bus. Poor Chris.
Next week: Werewolves! Yeah, they did this one already, too, but this time, the hirsute transformation has the special added bonus of being tied to their menstrual cycles. Lovely. LOVELY.