Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 11 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT All Things Truly Wicked
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.19.2013
Awesomely, it's a picture of Spencer and Alison -- which is mind-bending for Hanna and super fun to see happen -- but even better, it's not from her phone! It's a text from (an) A!
Hanna: "That bitch is dead. We are not in therapy, bro. You are not seeing dead girls."
Malcolm: "Come on, the other one! The one with the prodigious talent and gorgeous hair."
Hanna: "No, I said she's dead..."
Malcolm: "Sorry! To narrow it down, I mean Spencer. Spencer is A."
Hanna: "Holy shiiiii..."
LIAR MEETING IMMEDIATELY!
Aria: "So hold up. First of all, Shana and Jenna are together and they have meetings with Melissa? That's amazing. And then also Malcolm was kidnapped by Spencer, who is A? This is the most exciting day of all time."
Emily: "It's the finale, honey. Keep up."
Aria: "I'm checking into Radley. That bitch broke me up!"
Emily: "Let's just be cool..."
Aria: "Fuck you be cool, be cool when Paige gets kidnapped. Spencer ruined my life."
Emily: "This is not how this goes down. Spencer is pulling a con, gotta be..."
Aria: "The facts are, Spencer went into Radley broken, and came out harder and shinier than before."
Hanna: "You mean like she got shock treatment?"
The Liars issue her some side-eye so hardcore that the gay kid from Academic Decathlon photobombs it just to give her a quick drive-by WTF.
Emily: "You guys know how I keep telling you there's an A-Team and Redcoat's the leader, and like none of you ever hear the words coming out of my mouth? Well, this just in, Mona asked Spencer to join the A-Team after Masquerade last year."
Liars: "You're right, we did know that all along."
Emily: "I've got an idea to test Spencer that won't get her into trouble with Mona..."
Hanna: "-- Oh, well if we're all suddenly turning into geniuses, how about I crank this music really loud so the A who is clearly listening to this conversation doesn't hear us?"
Aria: "Wait, what's going on? Turn that music down."
Hanna: "This is like my proudest day. Say that shit again."
MOTEL
Toby: "Take off my shirt? Why would I do that?"
Lana Del Rey: "Bitch, you know why."