Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 11 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT All Things Truly Wicked
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.19.2013
Mona: "We officially like this 'exhaustion party' plan. You'll be rewarded Friday. Those bitches are going down!"
We don't see her face, but we know who it is. Amazing.
SCHOOL
Ezra and Maggie have posted a sign looking for a babysitter for Malcolm, which I guess Aria isn't going to answer. For all this talk of "unemployment" in our country, I think it's really this generation of kids who lacks the go-get-'em attitude that would help Aria see this as a money-making opportunity. It's not like she has to schedule hand-holding and paper bag-wearing dates right now, much less deal with a psycho killer coming after her. Might as well use that time productively.
Spencer: "So like, before I -- I mean, she -- drugged him, did Malcolm register what I -- I mean A -- looked like?"
Aria: "No, he's useless as usual."
Emily: "I mean, we know it was Mona, right?"
Aria: "We're not using Malcolm to get to Mona, just because she did that to us."
Hanna: "If we can connect them, she'd end up back in the booby hatch where she belongs..."
Liars: "Hanna! Ixnay on the oobyhatch-bay!"
Spencer: "That would be really bold, if it were Mona. Almost like she was begging to get caught, while standing here in a cute structured jacket that makes her look like a corporate spy."
Hanna: "Fuck it, I'll babysit the kid."
(Jacob: "Hell yeah!")
Shana: "Hey, Emily. I'm randomly here practicing at this pool and making oblique sexual advances."
Emily: "Hey, this is Spencer. She's been away."
Shana: "Well, everybody's invited to a flirty, sexy swim meet. We haven't had one of those in at least five seconds."
Hanna: "I hate that bitch."
Spence: "Why?"
Hanna, verbatim: "She hits on everybody but me!"
Emily: "She's bad news. I'll just keep telling myself that, if you don't mind."
EZRIA
Ezra: "Hey. Didn't get a job at your high school after you broke up with me, so."
Aria: "Good thing, because even just trying would make you look like a total fucking pedophile. Later!"
CAVANAUGH/MARSHALL!
Jenna: "The police may have evidence, presumably about my last boyfriend's Halloween-related murder, and I just really need to see you today, with my eyeballs. You, mysterious Person who is clearly my new love interest since everyone else I've dated is dead (except for Noel Kahn, who hardly is a factor)."