Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 11 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT All Things Truly Wicked
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.19.2013
Liars: "We'll catch Redcoat in her own trap, and end the TV show forever."
Liars: "Probably that is what will happen!"
FITZ CLASS
Aria's reading when the sub arrives, so she's the last Liar to notice Mr. Fitz is teaching class today. Heh. First thing he does is quote Hemingway: "All things truly wicked start from innocence." How great would it be if he became the new bad guy on this show just sheerly out of petty narcissistic pedophilia nerd-rage?
"This week we'll be studying how Humbert Humbert is a misunderstood hero. This week, historical pederasts and polygamists who were actually the victims of the innocent-seeming child-whores they loved. Roman Polanski: Misunderstood artist? Or misunderstood rapist?"
EXHAUSTION PARTY!
Well, everybody looks amazing. And I don't mean that in the usual way, I mean even Aria looks probably the most beautiful she has ever looked. Of course, A is outside monitoring them, so she probably has footage of Hanna giggling about having "borrowed" some designer shoes and her plan to return them after the party. That'll probably be Season Four: A taunts Hanna about her misuse of the store's return policy and finally Ashley's like, "I'll sleep with the guy, where is he" but it turns out he's gay so Caleb takes one for the team, but he and Hanna are never the same after that.
THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES NUTS
Spencer: "They're running late. Wanna watch me make out with Toby instead of scheming?"
Mona: "She's expecting all of you to be here, asshole. She's scary, she'll take you down. You don't wanna disappoint her."
Toby: "I took video of them getting ready and they're clearly not suspecting anything. Two things that aren't necessarily linked, but I'm saying like they are."
Liars, outside: "Do we trust Toby? Spencer does, and we don't have another option. Plus, you know, it's Toby. He's a sweetheart who is occasionally forced to do monstrous things and anyway if we don't, Emily will bitch and bitch."
Mona, inside: "Yeah, Redcoat. They're on the way."
PS, Redcoat is totally flying a plane right now. Are you kidding me with this? Like we actually get aerial shots from the cockpit as Redcoat just flies on into Rosewood. "Oh, are my bitches ready for a party with no other people at it? Hang on, I'm just about to arrive in my small-engine propeller plane and put on a mask of my own face, be there in five."