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Liars worry about Spencer, who invites them to a party at the Thornhill Lodge to celebrate her recovery. It's to a landing strip, which seems like an odd thing to telegraph until you remember that this show is balls crazy and A is probably going to fly an airplane into Hanna or kidnap them all for a joyride with dolls or something.
Reporting back to Mona, Spencer's assured that her "reward" for collecting all the Liars will also be there: And I'll tell you now, it's Toby, and Toby is alive, and the whole thing was a big trick to make Spencer go crazy enough that she'd be willing to join the A-Team, but also that Toby is himself only part of these (insane, awful) schemes because he wants to find out who Redcoat is, and only Mona knows who Redcoat is.
PS, Mona doesn't actually know who Redcoat is, because the actual truth is too nuts to be true, so she's also trying to find out. Basically the entire A-Team is just joining the A-Team to be on the A-Team and figure out who else is on the A-Team, which means there's barely even really an A-Team: More just like the concept or negative space surrounding where the A-Team would be, if there were one.
Ezra lies to Aria about how he's not going to get the job temping -- because as Meredith can tell you, the Rosewood ISD is stringent about this -- but really it's so she won't feel weird about ruining his life over and over and over. Eventually she breaks up with him again, and then does that again several times, but he's not hearing her because he is a creepy teacher who just took a job at the school where his statutory rape victim who has told him to stay away from her still attends high school.
In other news, Hanna is now babysitting Malcolm, under the assumption that she is less likely to murder him or give him away to strangers, and this bears fruit almost immediately after he identifies Spencer as "Aria's friend Alison." The Liars set up a really brilliant, beautiful scheme whereby Hanna dresses up as Redcoat, leading her into a Liars sting that is more like an intervention, that is more like a group hug, and she spills the whole deal, including the fact that they've all been invited to a mass murder in her honor.
I'm just gonna say this because I don't know what to do with it, but Jenna and Shana are fucking and they are also in a secret club with Melissa to destroy the Liars and with them any evidence linking them to That Night. The usual NAT Club type stuff. Oh, and Jenna will eventually be going blind again, because that girl just can't catch a break.
That night, Toby and Mona rough Spencer up while the Liars sneak in on the top floor and Mona radios Redcoat -- who is flying a plane into town, because of course she is -- instructions. Once Toby and Spencer get away, and the Liars confront Mona, a third front (presumably the NAT Girls) moves in, locking the girls and Mona inside and setting the whole motherfucker on fire, then framing Toby.
But Redcoat drags everybody out of the fire once they are good and out of it, and even saves Toby, so when they all wake up -- again, including Mona who seems to have become, even in the midst of plotting their demises, a tertiary Paige/Caleb-level Liar -- it's to a rousing chorus of, "I am not sure who Redcoat is but I'm pretty sure that was fuckin' Alison DiLaurentis that just saved all of us. Once again."
But that's too weird, so they all ignore it, just like every time this happens, which is literally all the time.
Like Mona's actual explanation is, "Often when we would spend time together she would be wearing an Alison mask, which is why I don't know who she actually is, but I thought it would be weird to bring that up, because it's weird. So probably we were all high, like we always are whenever we see Ali, and just took that horrible inhuman Alison mask for the real thing. Probably."
(Oh, I forgot the awesomest thing that Mona says: When they're all running around trying to escape the fire without taking a break from bitching at Mona and they're like, how on earth would Redcoat know to blow all of us up for screwing up this plan, she goes, "She can do everything! She's everywhere and she's nowhere!" Like whatever adrenalized hyperreality Mona's got going on, it is still trapped inside the five-dimensional adrenalized hypercube that Redcoat is working with. I fucking love this show so much.)
Anyway, they head home to find Wilden's car in front of Ashley's house, and you know that video is still playing because cop cars are even more indestructible than Mona's belief in herself, but now with an extra few frames on the loop: To wit, the NAT Girls dragging Wilden from the scene not long after Ashley hit him in the first place.
A texts everybody, Mona included, to let them know she's still gonna be up their asses, and then they discover in the cop car's trunk something truly dreadful! But what?
Find out in June, I guess. XOXO.
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Spence got locked up in a big way after discovering Toby's body in the woods, and has since joined the A-Team. A set Caleb and Hanna up to destroy his new relationship with his father, while Aria dumped Ezra (for now) after Spencer's first A-Team mission caused her to reevaluate her feelings about being a child stepmother. Alison got buried in her yard one of the times she died, but it was not the final time she died; various non-Liar and non-A interests are still trying to cover their asses about what went down that night, meaning a lot of seeming A stuff is and has been throughout really more of an NAT Club problem.
HASTINGS
Liars: "Spencer's taking a while getting dressed. I wonder if she's permanently crazy?"
Emily: "We all know this is about me, right? Toby was my friend too -- and we still haven't told her about the second body."
Liars: "Which has gone to the State Coroner because it was so traumatized, so maybe it's still not him?"
Spencer, looking amazing: "You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery."
Liars: "So that answers that, huh?"
Spencer: "We lost him long ago, just didn't know it."
Hanna: "By way of chilling you out, let's discuss the difference between crumpets and muffins."
Aria: "Hanna, how dare you put our friend at ease?"
Spencer: "It's cool, I can somehow manage to discuss even this topic in a terrifying way."
Liars: "Spence, you know you don't have to act nuts just for us. Or normal, either."
Spencer: "I'm not acting at all. I'm even doing Mona makeup now. Remember how you chose to kill Cousin Nate, Emily? Him or you. That was a sign of strength. Me, I saw that body and took the other way. I just kind of stabbed myself. In the heart."
Emily: "And what changed? Because clearly you're doing fuckin' great now."
Spencer: "Not a victim anymore. My parents would like to invite you to a party celebrating my not being 'exhausted' and I really want you guys to come."
Liars: "We'd do anything for you, you know that."
Spencer: "Yeah. Counting on it."
LAIR
A in her hacker pose even types with black gloves on. She steals some phone numbers and listens to rock music, as evil assassins often do, and then Mona joins her in the lair, passing her some coffee silently and making things weirdly cozy. up: Info on the Thornhill landing strip, and nearby Thornhill Lodge B&B, where presumably Alison flew a plane.
Mona: "We officially like this 'exhaustion party' plan. You'll be rewarded Friday. Those bitches are going down!"
We don't see her face, but we know who it is. Amazing.
SCHOOL
Ezra and Maggie have posted a sign looking for a babysitter for Malcolm, which I guess Aria isn't going to answer. For all this talk of "unemployment" in our country, I think it's really this generation of kids who lacks the go-get-'em attitude that would help Aria see this as a money-making opportunity. It's not like she has to schedule hand-holding and paper bag-wearing dates right now, much less deal with a psycho killer coming after her. Might as well use that time productively.
Spencer: "So like, before I -- I mean, she -- drugged him, did Malcolm register what I -- I mean A -- looked like?"
Aria: "No, he's useless as usual."
Emily: "I mean, we know it was Mona, right?"
Aria: "We're not using Malcolm to get to Mona, just because she did that to us."
Hanna: "If we can connect them, she'd end up back in the booby hatch where she belongs..."
Liars: "Hanna! Ixnay on the oobyhatch-bay!"
Spencer: "That would be really bold, if it were Mona. Almost like she was begging to get caught, while standing here in a cute structured jacket that makes her look like a corporate spy."
Hanna: "Fuck it, I'll babysit the kid."
(Jacob: "Hell yeah!")
Shana: "Hey, Emily. I'm randomly here practicing at this pool and making oblique sexual advances."
Emily: "Hey, this is Spencer. She's been away."
Shana: "Well, everybody's invited to a flirty, sexy swim meet. We haven't had one of those in at least five seconds."
Hanna: "I hate that bitch."
Spence: "Why?"
Hanna, verbatim: "She hits on everybody but me!"
Emily: "She's bad news. I'll just keep telling myself that, if you don't mind."
EZRIA
Ezra: "Hey. Didn't get a job at your high school after you broke up with me, so."
Aria: "Good thing, because even just trying would make you look like a total fucking pedophile. Later!"
CAVANAUGH/MARSHALL!
Jenna: "The police may have evidence, presumably about my last boyfriend's Halloween-related murder, and I just really need to see you today, with my eyeballs. You, mysterious Person who is clearly my new love interest since everyone else I've dated is dead (except for Noel Kahn, who hardly is a factor)."
A stands directly outside her house where even a blind girl could see her, texting a time and place. It's amazing. She runs to the door after receiving the text, but there's nobody there, just awkwardly standing on the porch and texting her in an all-black costume, like there was a second ago.
In other news, this two-hour freakshow event (and yes, I will be watching the shit out of Twisted, thanks for asking -- although, did you really need to ask?) will be quote "Catered by Taco Bell." So if you were wondering where that strangely urgent feeling and panicked cries for help were coming from, it's not Jenna Thing's house, nor Ezra's broken pervy heart, nor even from the blazing housefire to come, no: The call is coming from your bowels.
MONTGOMERY
Byron: "Uh, your pedo boyfriend cannot be teaching in this school district. We have standards suddenly."
Aria: "First of all, hello Meredith? Second of all, we broke up. Third and most importantly, he like just told me he didn't get the job."
Byron: "Then he lied to your face, because he got it before he ever told you that."
THE BREW: JOB INTERVIEW
Hanna: "Let's not tell Aria about this. It's good to have secrets with grownups, and your friends' exes."
Ezra: "Cool. I am cool with all of that."
Hanna: "So what's Malcolm into? Fast cars, fast women?"
Ezra: "Uh..."
Hanna: "Oh my God, I'm not gonna molest him. It was a joke? About you?"
Ezra: "He's... Into trains. That's what he thinks about, that's what he talks about, that's what he draws and plays with and dreams about. He's not what you'd call neurotypical. Trains."
Hanna: "My boyfriend and mother are gone, and I always need lasagna money..."
Ezra: "That's all I needed to hear."
THE WOODS (NEAR THORNHILL LANDING STRIP?)
Jenna Thing: "I missed you, Person! Party's on Friday, you know what you need to do."
Person: "Cool, how are your eyeballs?"
Jenna Thing: "I will eventually be blind again."
Person, who is Shana: "Well, good thing we're dating. I'd hate you to feel sad or creepy like you always, always are."
I can't even question that. I don't know about you, but it's like... You know that myriad of numbers that you see floating over everybody's head all the time? The one for "dates a chick" hanging over Jenna Thing's head was always at, um, critical levels. I mean, hashtag let's talk about it, but yeah. This is more about complicating the event and storylines surrounding everything because it's the Finale, not about blowing your mind with Jenna's love life, because I don't know that it would be possible to do that at this point. I can't think of anybody that would surprise me, actually. Some girls are like that.
EZRIA
Aria: "So hey, liar. Why did you lie to me?"
Ezra: "Because I am a total mess and because if I take the job, we'll be in love or something."
Aria: "You need a job! I am going to cry about this! Our relationship has been so broken ever since I broke it!"
Ezra: "Well, enjoy your Dumper's Remorse. Why are we even talking about this?"
Aria: "Because I want you to take this job so I can tantalize you with my outfits. Such as this little number, where I'm wearing black hotpants over tights the color and pattern of three-eyed Baby Bruce from CeCe Drake's defunct hair care-and-earring shop."
DINER
Somebody arrives at a diner at 9 PM to meet with A, who's checking out the pics of Jenna from earlier, after a funny fake-out where a Spencer lookalike is directed to her usual table to meet with a blonde lady and you're like, "Who? CeCe?" and it turns out to be just a regular dinner experience... And then the real person arrives to meet A. The waitress doesn't recognize him or her, but the "pretty eyes" compliment returns for the first time in a while, and then we see the mysterious visitor: One TOBY CAVANAUGH!
I admit, I really did think he was dead, even after the Liars slipped up in that one interview laughing about it. That's pretty amazing. I mean, it got so messy with her refusing to look at his face and just desperately needing him to be dead that you might have assumed, but still. Seeing him and his eyes in the flesh, it's... Tremendous. But not as great as what happens .
Toby: "Hey, A. Hanna got the job."
A: "I know that, she's like my best friend. FOR I AM SPENCER HASTINGS!"
Toby: "Whoa, what? What is this?"
Spencer: "Mona told me you were alive, it was one of the things I got for joining the A-Team. You were supposed to be my reward on Friday for getting the Liars all together to presumably blow them up."
Toby: "Well, isn't this something."
Spencer: "Was that actually your dead body in the woods? Were you just pretending to be dead so I would go crazy? That is a dick move, I would say."
Toby: "I have done all of this to protect you!"
Turns out they're both only fake-A's, working to protect each other. Which any other show that would be kind of dumb, but on this show it makes sense. I am still not convinced that A+, much less Redcoat, isn't working against something even worse. Right?
BABYSITTING
Malcolm: "I watch cartoons and think about trains, lady. Don't try to be my bestie."
Hanna: "Let's play a game called Who Kidnapped You? It will be super fun."
Malcolm: "Well, I can tell you it wasn't Aria, or Mona. Or CeCe Drake, or the Black Swan, or Jenna Thing."
Hanna: "This is awesome. How about him?"
Malcolm: "Lady, that's clearly a guy with a six-pack. His name is not Alison."
Hanna: "Well, this was a bust. Feel free to come across Spencer's picture in my phone while I'm getting a snack, though. Wait until a super dramatic moment is happening somewhere else."
MEANWHILE
Emily: "So nothing? That kid really is useless. Hang on, Black Swan is heading over to Jenna Thing's house and I have to lurk."
They're joined by Shana for a quick round-table, topics to include "Those Tapes," "Those Bitches," and their presence at the Lodge, where the party is. I would say that's funny because it has nothing to do with A, except that Jenna got the Black Swan from A and gave it to Melissa, which means she -- at least -- was at one point allied with the A-Team itself... Which, if they're still focused on A-Team fallout and protecting themselves from the murder, actually makes total sense. I never know if this feeling of "ah, we have answered a question" is going to be real or momentary, but I feel like we've answered a question. Right?
A MOTEL
Toby: "So like, this is one of several safehouses I rent with my teen-contractor millions, but this one Mona doesn't know about. Do you trust me now?"
Spencer: "Leaving aside for a moment the ten million reasons this is fucked up, I can agree that joining the A-Team is the logical step for most or all of us. But like, I could not have sat by and watched you implode and go suicidal and crazy, like you did."
He bursts into tears and it's like his finest hour, you just want to give him the biggest hug of all time. And then, of course, they make out. Obviously.
BABYSITTING
Hanna: "My history of disordered eating is a fun topic for little kids, right?"
Malcolm: "Not even a normal one. Hey look, your friend Alison! I was left unattended with my babysitter's phone and -- once I quickly got bored with your folder of sexts and dick pics from Caleb -- there she was!"
Awesomely, it's a picture of Spencer and Alison -- which is mind-bending for Hanna and super fun to see happen -- but even better, it's not from her phone! It's a text from (an) A!
Hanna: "That bitch is dead. We are not in therapy, bro. You are not seeing dead girls."
Malcolm: "Come on, the other one! The one with the prodigious talent and gorgeous hair."
Hanna: "No, I said she's dead..."
Malcolm: "Sorry! To narrow it down, I mean Spencer. Spencer is A."
Hanna: "Holy shiiiii..."
LIAR MEETING IMMEDIATELY!
Aria: "So hold up. First of all, Shana and Jenna are together and they have meetings with Melissa? That's amazing. And then also Malcolm was kidnapped by Spencer, who is A? This is the most exciting day of all time."
Emily: "It's the finale, honey. Keep up."
Aria: "I'm checking into Radley. That bitch broke me up!"
Emily: "Let's just be cool..."
Aria: "Fuck you be cool, be cool when Paige gets kidnapped. Spencer ruined my life."
Emily: "This is not how this goes down. Spencer is pulling a con, gotta be..."
Aria: "The facts are, Spencer went into Radley broken, and came out harder and shinier than before."
Hanna: "You mean like she got shock treatment?"
The Liars issue her some side-eye so hardcore that the gay kid from Academic Decathlon photobombs it just to give her a quick drive-by WTF.
Emily: "You guys know how I keep telling you there's an A-Team and Redcoat's the leader, and like none of you ever hear the words coming out of my mouth? Well, this just in, Mona asked Spencer to join the A-Team after Masquerade last year."
Liars: "You're right, we did know that all along."
Emily: "I've got an idea to test Spencer that won't get her into trouble with Mona..."
Hanna: "-- Oh, well if we're all suddenly turning into geniuses, how about I crank this music really loud so the A who is clearly listening to this conversation doesn't hear us?"
Aria: "Wait, what's going on? Turn that music down."
Hanna: "This is like my proudest day. Say that shit again."
MOTEL
Toby: "Take off my shirt? Why would I do that?"
Lana Del Rey: "Bitch, you know why."
Toby: "I know, I was just kidding."
They do it. His body is so sick you're just like, whatever. The only thing is, the camera keeps pointing out that the first letter of motel is "M," so it's like Mona is not only watching them, but looking down on them. Like chess pieces. It's fascinating.
SCHOOL
Ezra: "I took the job."
Aria: "You were right at Ali's funeral. There's no happy ending for us. Deal with it."
Ezra: "You'll be an adult one day..."
Aria: "Sure. Just move on, though. I want a real boyfriend who will one day mature into a man. Kiss kiss."
She gets about a yard away and then he grabs her for some more makeouts and you're like, for real? But then she walks away anyway. Good girl.
SWIM MEET
Spencer spots Redcoat heading in -- whom Toby confirmed earlier is the leader -- and follows her through the various hallways, all the way to ... a quad meeting of about 10 percent people in red coats and hoodies getting ready for the meet. Nice!
But she's not done. Back into the school, just in case one of them is actually Redcoat, and she catches the trail again.
BATHROOM
The chick just stands there, back turned, black leggings and red hood, not moving... But then it's Hanna! And then the Liars jump out of their bathroom stalls!
Hanna: "You chased me down like a Spencer with a bone, which means you're still desperate to know who Redcoat is..."
Liars, appearing: "Which means you're still one of us!"
How really touching! What a good plan! Good job, everybody. That was really cute.
Liars: "Consider this like less an intervention, more of an exorcism. You're clearly in deep, and if you wanna be a double-agent that is fine. Just let us help."
Spencer: "Okay, here's the whole deal. Mona faked Toby's death -- yeah, Emily, feel free to make that all about you some more -- so I'd break and she could put me back together, like her own little Nick Brody. But he's just there because Mona's the only one who knows who Redcoat is, so now we have two people on the inside. Also, the party tonight is for all of us to die in a fire."
Hanna: "I'm still kind of pissed about this. I was worried sick, Nikita!"
Spencer: "I know. I sent you that picture of me with Alison so you'd catch me for the kidnapping, and do something like this. How gloriously you guys are working in my absence!"
Liars: "We'll catch Redcoat in her own trap, and end the TV show forever."
Liars: "Probably that is what will happen!"
FITZ CLASS
Aria's reading when the sub arrives, so she's the last Liar to notice Mr. Fitz is teaching class today. Heh. First thing he does is quote Hemingway: "All things truly wicked start from innocence." How great would it be if he became the new bad guy on this show just sheerly out of petty narcissistic pedophilia nerd-rage?
"This week we'll be studying how Humbert Humbert is a misunderstood hero. This week, historical pederasts and polygamists who were actually the victims of the innocent-seeming child-whores they loved. Roman Polanski: Misunderstood artist? Or misunderstood rapist?"
EXHAUSTION PARTY!
Well, everybody looks amazing. And I don't mean that in the usual way, I mean even Aria looks probably the most beautiful she has ever looked. Of course, A is outside monitoring them, so she probably has footage of Hanna giggling about having "borrowed" some designer shoes and her plan to return them after the party. That'll probably be Season Four: A taunts Hanna about her misuse of the store's return policy and finally Ashley's like, "I'll sleep with the guy, where is he" but it turns out he's gay so Caleb takes one for the team, but he and Hanna are never the same after that.
THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES NUTS
Spencer: "They're running late. Wanna watch me make out with Toby instead of scheming?"
Mona: "She's expecting all of you to be here, asshole. She's scary, she'll take you down. You don't wanna disappoint her."
Toby: "I took video of them getting ready and they're clearly not suspecting anything. Two things that aren't necessarily linked, but I'm saying like they are."
Liars, outside: "Do we trust Toby? Spencer does, and we don't have another option. Plus, you know, it's Toby. He's a sweetheart who is occasionally forced to do monstrous things and anyway if we don't, Emily will bitch and bitch."
Mona, inside: "Yeah, Redcoat. They're on the way."
PS, Redcoat is totally flying a plane right now. Are you kidding me with this? Like we actually get aerial shots from the cockpit as Redcoat just flies on into Rosewood. "Oh, are my bitches ready for a party with no other people at it? Hang on, I'm just about to arrive in my small-engine propeller plane and put on a mask of my own face, be there in five."
Spencer: "Don't tell her they're not coming!"
Mona: "Okay, fine. But you know what, let's go for a walk."
Toby: "I'll take care of Spencer..."
Spencer: "Betrayer!"
Liars, hiding upstairs: "Twists and turns!"
Toby hauls Spencer off into the night, Mona giggles insanely, there is a literal plane heading for us, and the Liars are gawking inside. Of course it's just a scheme between Toby and Spencer, which the girls know or can guess, but who's left inside is Mona and the Liars. Locked in by somebody else. The girls corner Mona just as she's getting her game face on, and it's a beautiful break to commercial. What now, A Minus? Oh, you were just a solitary crazy person and now we're all getting burned alive by those older bitches?
Mona: "You guys are making a huge mistake! There is other stuff going on, you jerks!"
Aria: "That has never stopped us from getting weird vengeance like this before! Like standing around here glaring at you, like we do!"
Spencer: "Who's that random person in the woods?"
Toby: "Just go get to the plane. Scope Redcoat, and don't let her see you."
The person locking the remainder inside the Lodge lights one of the party invites, and the house starts to burn. Mona's like, "Well, you bitches fucked this one up the ass. Good job."
They scrabble around -- taking time out to yell at Mona for various things like not getting bars -- and Mona hollers amazingly: "She can do everything! She's everywhere and she's nowhere!" That's so balls-out awesome and crazy the girls just kinda shrug and carry on running around, even though you have to wonder what Therapy Anne would say about that. "Well, clearly Redcoat is working within a hyperadrenalized hyper-hyperreality."
Mona: "We're all gonna die! We're all gonna burn! I'm never gonna know who she was!"
Liars: "Are you fucking kidding me right now?"
Redcoat disembarks the plane she just landed, blonde hair flowing free and Spencer is weirded out since that's clearly Alison, so she follows, in her lovely gown. Shapes and figures in the mists for a while, it's pretty suspenseful, but like all I can think about is, What if Redcoat is God?, what if Mona has had physical contact with God? and then it's just a quick step to Holy shit, what if Alison DiLaurentis is God? and then you're like, "That would make sooooo much sense actually?"
Toby approaches the person with the flashlight, who nearly turns -- is it Melissa? That would make sense -- and then they knock him out, framing him for the fire and laying him down beside Hanna and the girls, who are knocked out. Hanna looks up into the eyes of Redcoat and of course it is Alison. Unless it's God. Spencer finally notices the Lodge burning down, and runs back that way, as the girls are waking up.
Mona: "Did you guys notice that Alison DiLaurentis pulled us all out of that fire?"
Liars: "Surprise, surprise. Mona's gettin' crazy. Again."
Hanna: "No, it was her."
Spencer: "Yeah, I saw her too."
Liars: "Okay, I admit that I saw her as well. And that's all of us, so we should probably stop lying about it and just admit that we are totally out of control."
Spencer: "Alison is Redcoat. That's not an effective answer."
Toby wakes up with the lighter in his hand, and freaks out. "They're never going to believe I didn't set these, like, five different fires this season! I'm going to be the Boo Radley of all time."
Mona: "I made a deal with the Devil, she got me in and out. I liked having a partner finally, but then... The game changed. She stole you from me."
Emily: "Did you kidnap me one time I got roofied?"
Mona: "Yeah. Redcoat was there too, like you thought. But every time I've run into her, she's been wearing an Alison mask."
Aria: "Maybe that's why we all keep seeing her in drugged states?"
Mmmmaybe. I'm still with Mona. I think she is everywhere and nowhere at once, and also she didn't die, and also she is wearing a mask and under that mask is another mask, and under that mask is an ape wearing a make of an ape, or possibly Patrick McGoohan.
MARIN
The cop car sits outside Hanna's house, swamped and seaweeded wonderfully, and still playing the video. But this time there's more: Jenna and Shana, picking up Wilden at the scene just after Ashley ran him down. Nice.
Spencer: "Not to be weird, but you guys come around back and look at the trunk with me and Mona."
Everybody's phones -- including Mona's! -- rings with a new text from A: "You're mine now. Kisses" -- and the girls pop the trunk. Whatever's in there, man, it freaks them the hell out. I hope it isn't Lafayette!
A-TAG
Again we see the hand coming out of Alison's gazebo grave, and then ... Another hand, reaching down to pull her out. Fabulous. That was great!
SEASON
No idea, actually. But Toby's alive, Alison is maybe alive, and I'll see you in June. Works for me.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Bates Motel, and Defiance for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, Facebook, and an upcoming regular column for Tor.com.