Episode Report Card Jessica: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Rock Bottom
By Jessica | Season 6 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.28.2003
Cut to a posh Boston hotel. Joey knocks aggressively on the door of Room 34. "Audrey, open up! I know you're in there," she yells. The door swings open, revealing Seth Rogen and a puff of smoke. Yay! I love Seth Rogen. "Where’s the food?" he asks, scratching his belly. "Who are you?" Joey asks. "Um, Bob?" he responds mildly, as Joey pushes her way inside and demands to see Audrey. "Oh, is that the blonde girl?" Bob asks. Joey is appalled that he spent the night with Audrey without even knowing her name. "Well, we didn't do much talking. We porked," Bob explains. Hee hee. I'm sorry. I don't even like that phrase, but Seth Rogen is so funny to me. His delivery is just…amusing. People, I have to hang onto something here. Bob tells Joey that Audrey's in the bathroom.
Joey pushes open the bathroom door to find Audrey passed out in the bathtub. She covers her mouth and looks horrified, like Audrey is dead. Which is clearly what we're all supposed to think, but we all saw the previews and also this show is too chicken to kill anyone off anymore. Remember when Abby Morgan fell off the pier and drowned? That rocked. I wish that would happen again. Maybe to Joey? Anyway. When Audrey moves, Joey screams. Audrey turns and sees Joey, and she screams. Even Oliver screams a little bit. It's a little funny. Joey hands Audrey a robe, as Oliver averts his eyes. "What were you doing?" Joey yelps. "Taking a bath! Then I fell asleep! What does it look like I'm doing?" Audrey asks, climbing out of the bath and wrapping the robe around her naked body. "I thought you two were splitsville," Audrey continues, nodding at Oliver. Joey merely exposits that Audrey never showed up for rehab. "You've really got an eye for detail. How long have you been on the force, Detective?" Audrey asks. Joey ignores this, and just asks where Audrey picked up Bob. Audrey explains that she was singing Guns 'n' Roses at a local karaoke bar, and Bob just started worshipping her. Out in the bedroom, Bob attempts to put on his pants and falls down on his face. Oliver, kitted out as usual in his Marty McFly ensemble, looks at Bob like he's stealing Oliver's schtick. Joey announces that they're leaving for rehab. Now. "Joey, don't get all Afterschool Special on me now," Audrey snits. She's not going, she says, and Joey will have to deal. "Fine! Don't go to rehab! But at least come with us! Clear your mind or something!" Joey yells, asking if Audrey really wants to be hanging out with the likes of Bob? At this, Bob starts hacking and appears, coughing, in the doorway. "Mind if I pee?" he asks. Audrey rolls her eyes, and tells Joey that she'll go. On one condition. "I get to take Bob." She announces that Bob is "an outstanding lay." Bob looks bloated and proud. "I am?" he asks. "You are," Audrey mutters. "Hear that, Veronica? Betty thinks I'm an outstanding lay. Want a piece?" Bob asks Joey. Joey ignores him, telling Audrey that Bob can come. "Get your stuff," she commands, then drags Oliver out to the car. Bob watches as Audrey examines the hotel toiletries and wonders where they're going. "Los Angeles," Audrey tells him. "Cool, that's where Ozzy lives," Bob squeals. "You have beautiful breasts. Someone should tell you that every day," he continues. "Rub that lotion." Huh? Who is he, all of a sudden, Jame Gumb?