Episode Report Card Gustave: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What a riot!
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.07.2003
PoorMan'sArmandAssante pulls the Kiefmobile up to this clinic that looks like one of those managed health care facilities like "Health First" where you pay ten bucks to get a doctor to give you antibiotics if you have a cold. It's like the real-life equivalent of your college infirmary. Like, they can't remove your appendix or anything, but you can lie down on one of their cots if you have menstrual cramps. My stepfather, who used to work in one, calls them "Doc In A Box." Kiefer barges in past the front desk with SeventhCoralSnake in tow. A Kathie Lee doppelganger in a lab coat tries to stop them. "I'm going to call the police," she threatens. "Lady, I am the police!" says Kiefer, whipping out a gun. Kathie Lee gets super-cooperative at this point and Kiefer gets let into see a doctor…or what passes for a doctor in a place like this. "This is a clinic," says the frightened doctor. "This man needs a hospital." Kiefer explains that this guy has information that could stop WWIII, and they need to stop his bleeding and keep him conscious.
Santa Corita Police Station. Spawn makes a phone call. She turns out to be calling Enricky's hospital room. Aw! Where have you been, Innis? Making an Inca Cola ad or two? Glad to hear it. A torso shot establishes that Innis is hooked up to all kinds of tubes. He can barely answer the phone. When he finally gets the receiver to his ear, he is hardly glad to hear from Spawn. She tells him that they will probably be cleared of all charges, but Enricky is surprisingly not excited by the news. "How are you?" she asks. "I'm fine," says Enricky. Spawn demands to know why he doesn't sound more excited. "I should have never done any of that stuff," says Enricky. "Yeah," says Spawn. "But it worked out." "For you," says Enricky. "I'm the one in the hospital." Finally Enricky admits that he doesn't want to see Spawn anymore. Spawn is stumped by his need to cut her off -- that's a hint -- but Enricky doesn't explain any further. He hangs up and the camera pulls back, revealing that his right leg has been amputated. The time is 01:46:45 AM.
The time is 01:51:21 AM. CTU. Bitchelle bursts into Ye Olde Kiefer Kube and basically tells Soul Patch that she wouldn't blame him if he fired her. Soul Patch explains that he's angry with her for ignoring the chain of command and causing chaos. Bitchelle reasons that she was just trying to help Kiefer get the evidence to stop WWIII. Soul Patch points out bitterly that they still don't have Kiefer or the evidence to prove the recording was forged. "What do you want from me, Bitchelle?" asks Soul Patch. "I just wanted to say I'm sorry," says Bitchelle. Soul Patch dismisses her from his office.