Episode Report Card Gustave: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What a riot!
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.07.2003
The time is 01:38:32 AM. Klockwise from the top left, SCS bleeds inside the Kiefmobile, the Kiefmobile speeds to the nearest hospital, and Palmer awaits reports of more civil unrest. BlackDeputyWithSpeakingPart takes Spawn into the Sheriff's office and hands her off to the sergeant, who admits her without bothering with any paperwork. Spawn is shown into an interrogation room, and the sergeant asks Spawn about JonBenet's kidnapping. "She was being abused," says Spawn, also revealing that she knew about the B-O-M-B. The Sergeant brings up the discovery of Crazy Laura's body in the trunk of DaddyStopTouchingMe's Lexus. "I didn't kill anyone," whines Spawn. "I know you didn't," says the Sergeant. Apparently, DaddyStopTouchingMe is the prime suspect in his wife's murder. There was a witness and everything. "So you're off the hook for everything that happened this morning," says the Sergeant. Aside from the injured police officer and the whole "leaving the scene of a crime" thing, Spawn is free to go. Although she's advised to call CTU and have them get in touch with the DA's office just to make sure.
Back inside the speeding Kiefmobile, Cate is on her cell phone to her father's airline…or whomever it is you call when you're trying to get out of the country during a national emergency. "I know my father normally authorizes these things," says Cate to whomever is on the other end of the line. "But I have clearance! You can check your book!" She asks SeventhCoralSnake where he's going. "Jakarta," he replies. Cate demands she be given priority clearance to leave on one of the planes for Jakarta, and gives them the name of her second passenger from his fake passport. Hey! SCS has a fake passport. Why the hell did he need Cate? SCS begins to convulse. "Stay with me," moans Kiefer, begging him for more information about the evidence. "You know what, Kiefer?" asks SeventhCoralSnake, scrunching up his face like an uncomfortable Garry Shandling. "You were a real bad-ass back there at the warehouse." He loses consciousness. "Dammit!" shouts Kiefer as he uses some Whatever Technology on the dashboard to find the nearest medical center and has PoorMan'sArmandAssante head there.
Meanwhile, back at CTU, Soul Patch is on the phone dispatching some agents to try to make sense of the warehouse gunfight. His second line rings. It's Spawn. She explains how, although she's been cleared of murder and kidnapping charges, she and Enricky escaped from police custody, caused a near lethal accident, and might need CTU's help to clear her of any additional criminal charges. Soul Patch promises to call the DA's office to see what he can do…even though she should probably have her father deal with this. "What are you talking about?" asks Kim as the violins swell on the soundtrack. "You mean he's alive?" Soul Patch explains about how Mason took over Flight 86 at the last minute. "When can I talk to him?" asks Kim. "Not for a while," says Soul Patch as the Kiefmobile is shown on another screen pulling into a clinic.