Episode Report Card Gustave: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What a riot!
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.07.2003
Back at CTU, Lesbo-Carrie continues to monitor Bitchelle's computer activity from her own terminal. She analyzes the data that Bitchelle has been tracking and picks up the phone to call Soul Patch. "She's looking at infrareds," says Lesbo-Carrie. "She's been collecting data now for over ten minutes." Soul Patch tells her to take notes on the coordinates of the location she's looking at, because that's where Kiefer can most likely be found. Unfortunately, Lesbo-Carrie already tried that, but Bitchelle has been covering her tracks by gathering data from over a hundred different quadrants so no one can tell which location she's really studying. "I'll deal with this," says Soul Patch, watching Bitchelle head for the ladies' room.
Meanwhile, in the ladies room, Bitchelle locks herself into a stall, whips out a combination cell phone and PDA, and kalls Kiefer. "I don't have a lot of time," says Bitchelle. "Are you ready?" She zaps him the map of the warehouse with the location of the shooters, and warns him of a roaming shooter. Kiefer checks his Whatever PDA and confirms that he's received Bitchelle's satellite photos. "How much longer are you going to need to stay anonymous?" asks Bitchelle. Kiefer replies that he doesn't know. "Soul Patch is watching me," says Bitchelle, hanging up on Kiefer when she hears the door to the ladies room open. It's just a couple of female agents who want to primp and pee. Bitchelle exits the stall and walks out of the ladies room…without washing her hands, mind you. Outside, she encounters Soul Patch -- the good old-fashioned nosy, menacing, brooding, jealous, and petty Soul Patch that we loved so much last season. "Do you always take a phone with you to the bathroom?" says Soul Patch, pointing to Bitchelle's cell phone. All I can think about it how nasty that cell phone must be since Bitchelle holds it after she's gone to the bathroom and not washed her hands. "Where's Kiefer?" he asks her. Bitchelle lies and claims she doesn't know. Soul Patch cautions her that they have been monitoring her activity. "If you're breaking protocol…" warns Soul Patch. "I'm not," insists Bitchelle. "Then I'll ask again," says a seething Soul Patch. "Where's Kiefer?" Again, Bitchelle denies having heard from Kiefer, but still tells Soul Patch to notify the president to hold off on WWIII until Kiefer has finished his investigation. "So you've talked to Kiefer?" asks Soul Patch. "I didn't say that," says Bitchelle. "Listen," says Soul Patch, grabbing Bitchelle by the arm. "You don't work for Kiefer. You work for me!" He warns her that she'd better turn over any information he has on Kiefer's whereabouts ASAP. Again Bitchelle insists that she's not in kontact with Kiefer. Soul Patch lets go of her, and they both try to stare each other down. "I hope you're not lying to me," says Soul Patch.
Back inside the warehouse, Kiefer and SeventhCoralSnake go over the map that Bitchelle beamed over and plan an escape route. They'll still have to shoot their way out, but it's better than no plan at all. SCS wonders if he and Kiefer will be enough firepower, and looks at Cate pointedly. Cate gets up and tells Kiefer that she knows how to shoot a gun. "Take this, and stay right behind me," says Kiefer, handing Cate a gun and heading for the agreed-upon exit. He then calls PoorMan'sArmandAssante to tell him that they're on their way out, and gives him the locations of the gunmen they need to evade.