Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 7 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Giving Is Taking
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 04.21.2013
Judge Rod: "Let's just compromise!"
They wait for a while to hear what the compromise is going to be, but he's so dumb he didn't really even have one, so now the election is going forward and the swing votes are still fired. I mean, he's super dumb which is offensive, but so many people are actually like this in real life, like, we were all raised to believe in fairness and so some people just naturally do this thing in their heads where everything has to even out, even when that makes no sense. Like, "there are actually two sides to the Creationism debate" or whatever dumb anti-woman legislation is going on, there always has to be a "debate" and there always have to be two sides and they always have to be the same amount of true. It is pathological that you would say that or think that. And yet.
Alicia: "Hell with this, I'm gonna go harass Charlene the Widow. There's your fuckin' swing vote."
CHARLENE
Alicia: "Hey, Charlene! I think we're like second cousins or something, if you think about it. My mom married your uncle..."
Charlene: "Get away from my house."
Alicia: "Can't we just talk about it? I mean, it was so weird... And your husband is so, so dead..."
Charlene: "Seriously, don't even."
Alicia: "I mean, this vote could actually change things..."
Charlene: "Don't you dare play the Your Husband Died For This card."
Uh, why not, exactly? He totally did. You are totally being gross. You are totally the one playing the My Husband Died So Don't Call Me Gross card, which makes you double gross. Charlene looks for a moment like she's going to relent, excuses herself for a moment... And when she comes back to the door, she's got Nancy Crozier on the line. Faced!
L/G
Kalinda's sitting at Cary's desk when he comes into his office, and she slides a number over to him, but she won't tell him whether that's her current salary, only that she wants this for exclusivity. His mouth says I'm not getting into a bidding war, but Kalinda's eyes say Call it whatever you want, tiger.
MEANWHILE
David Lee is, guess what, throwing a huge fit. Seems Margie dicked up his lunch reservation and he just can't imagine why.
Will: "Turns out my assistant I yell at is pulling the same shit."
Diane: "Whatever, this is some whining right here. Are any of the clients figuring it out?"
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