Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 7 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Giving Is Taking
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 21 | Aired on 04.21.2013
Nancy: "Jenlowe's within his rights to fire them. He doesn't want to, but it's business."
Alicia: "Seriously, fill in some blanks here."
It's Blowtorch, of course. And Nancy is very firm that this is not about negotiating or about lawyers: They need to sign the contracts, and fuck 'em if they don't, so let's get this done.
Alicia: "Sure? Since none of this is my deal or even something that I know what it is."
Nancy: "I'm glad we understand each other..."
Alicia: "Well, except we don't."
Nancy: "...Because I like ya, and I don't wanna see ya make a mistake."
Alicia: "That's awesome that you 'like' me, but..."
Nancy: "What I don't like is sarcasm, because it is cheap. Good day, madam."
L/G
Shockingly enough, Lockhart/Gardner is no friend to the workin' man.
David Lee: "We don't do management/labor..."
Will: "Except when we do..."
David Lee: "Yes, and certainly these random computer nerds should be the exception."
Diane: "Alicia, thank you for joining us. What the fuck."
Alicia: "I know, right? I have no idea!"
David Lee: "We're getting C&Ds from random places now? 'Blowtorch' type of places?"
Diane: "Sure, you can bring clients at your discretion, but use your head please. We're talking about stuff that directly infringes on ChumHum business...
Alicia: "Diane, I would never. If we alienate Neil Gross, Jacob is going to freak the hell out and take us all with him. This is classic Veronica Loy overstep..."
David Lee: "Veronica Loy, you say."
Alicia: "Gross. Look, I'm sorry this has become a thing. They are not 'my' clients, they're not my anything."
David Lee: "Say hi to your mother for me."
Alicia: "Gross. You guys, I'm just finding comps for their contract, that's it."
L/G: "But they think you're their lawyer."
Alicia: "Again, not my fault. My mother's fault -- David Lee put your goddamn tongue back in your mouth, you look like a wolf in a pimp hat, leaning up against a lamppost, flipping a quarter -- and I will get it off my desk immediately. I'm so embarrassed."
L/G: "Do you need it explained to you that management v. labor can be tricky?"
Alicia: "Uh, no, I've been present for some years now, of America."
THE INSURRECTION BEGINS
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