Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Vile Things
By Strega | Season 4 | Episode 25 | Aired on 01.20.2001
It's raining as Subassdunne rushes up to Danielle's house and pounds on the door. She let's him in and asks what's wrong. Subassdunne grumbles that he has to get out of New York, and that he doesn't think he can beat Kathryn. Danielle asks, "Do you believe in a higher power?" He does. "Do you believe that love conquers all?" Yup. "Do you believe in our love?" Again, yes. Danielle grins and says, "'Cause I sure as hell don't." Why, what's all this now? A closet door opens and Kathryn steps out as Danielle calls Subassdunne a "fucking idiot." She then tells Kathryn, "I told you I could do it." "I should never have doubted you," Kathryn agrees, and then steps up for a kiss. Subassdunne is flustered and inexplicably says, "I saw you -- you were with your dad!" When? What is he talking about? A scene not appearing in this version, I guess. Danielle says that what her father doesn't know won't hurt him. Kathryn laughs and says, "You didn't really think you were going to win, did you?" For the last time, win at what? What were they competing for? Danielle invites Subassdunne to join them. Subassdunne stands up and says, "If you can't beat 'em..." Kathryn and Danielle take turns kissing him, and then Kathryn stares directly into the camera and says, "Share and share alike." So, you see, it was all part of Kathryn's plan from the very beginning. Or possibly Danielle's plan. To trick Subassdunne into trying to seduce her, when actually she was seducing him. Why? Good question. You'd think that would be more than enough, but there's one more scene. Cherie is riding her bike through the park. A limo motors along behind her. Inside, Subassdunne opens a card from Danielle saying, "Now you'll have something to write about." Was there any point when he wanted to write about something? I guess that's another scene that would up on the cutting-room floor. Given what they actually used in this movie, can you imagine what the stuff they cut is like? Subassdunne opens a package, which, of course, contains the leather-bound journal that becomes so important in the first movie. Subassdunne then tells the driver to honk, which he does, startling Cherie and causing her to run off the road. Subassdunne offers to give her a ride, and she gets into the car. Subassdunne's wearing sunglasses, because he's evil now. He's also playing with a camera and immediately begins his whole "you could be a model" shtick. Although he only lets Cherie strike poses for about ten seconds before he lunges across the car at her. They proceed to make out, and the limo starts down the road again. While Cherie squeals in the back seat, we see Kathryn and Danielle in the front seat, wearing the sunglasses of evil.