Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | 278 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Amnesia and other personality disorders
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2002.03.26
Oh, this Pizza Hut "P'Zone ad" is so horrifying. The lukewarm pandering to the "urban demographic" -- complete with turntables, braids, and booty -- bugs. Hunchback of Notre Dame II is available on DVD. Wow. I haven't even bought HoND I yet. This UPS "Brown" ad is styling, but it just isn't a good idea to have "Brown" as your buzzword color. Because I'm five like that.
The time is 4:14:46 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Spawn walks back to civilization, Bride waits for her lover, CTU agents bug TakeOnKief's hotel room, and ForeignAccentedTerrorDude sits in some café brooding over something. Apparently, when Spawn is not supervised by adults, she tends to walk in the middle of the street and almost get hit by cars. Because she's that innocent of the ways of man like that. She dashes across a rest area parking lot with a lot of Hare Krishnas congregating toward a pay phone. She finds some change in the coin return -- like that ever happens -- and calls CTU. Soul Patch answers, and Spawn asks to speak to Kiefer. Soul Patch tells her that Kiefer is unavailable and asks who this is. Spawn identifies herself and tells him about the Safe House being attacked. "The agents are dead and my mother is gone!" she screeches into the pay phone. Soul Patch wants to know where she is so he can send someone to pick her up. Spawn refuses to give her location. She's worried about falling for another Jalapeno-style switcheroo. She refuses to disclose her location to anyone but Nina Myers or Kiefer. Soul Patch tries to explain about Jalapeno being, uh, no longer employed by CTU, but Spawn is having none of it. She hangs up on Soul Patch.