Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | 278 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Amnesia and other personality disorders
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2002.03.26
While he's gone, Faux-licity puts the wallet back. "Good girl," says Kiefer from behind the KieferKam. The plant has been made. Kiefer gets ready to call her cell phone, but then something unplanned happens. LTB takes out a ring and asks Faux-licity to marry him. Transfixed by his offer but not in a good way, Faux-licity ignores Kiefer's kall and turns off her cell phone so she can play cat-and-mouse games on her own. Of course, LTB wants her to answer her phone because it could be more news about Palmer, but Faux-licity lets her voice mail get it. Behind the KieferKam, things get tense. "What is she doing?" gasps Kiefer. "She's baiting him," says Nina, who'd know a thing or two about bait herself. "Order me a hamburger," says Faux-licity, removing her jacket. "What's that in her hand?" asks Kiefer from behind the KieferKam. Faux-licity has a letter opener in her hand. Nina and Kiefer call for the SWAT team to fall in, but it's too late. Faux-licity stabs LittleTerrorBrother in the stomach just as the agents burst into the room. They pull Faux-licity out of there while Kiefer tries to revive LTB. "We cannot let him die!" barks Kiefer. The time is 4:50:19 PM.
The time is 4:54:45 PM. Klockwise from the top left, paramedics rush to save LittleTerrorBrother from the jaws of death, Nina watches on the KieferKam, and Spawn's cab arrives at Rick's house. Spawn tells the driver to wait while she gets out and knocks on the front door. Single-Shouldered Fatigue Tube Top Skank answers the door. Jeez, you'd think if you were Rick and you didn't want your various girlfriends to have ugly confrontations, you'd keep your ear cocked for the front doorbell. Fortunately, Rick shows up just as things are getting slightly ugly. He explains that Spawn is there because of something involving Evil Frat Boy #2 and last night. "You said you cut your arm on a fence," says SkankofRick. Spawn convinces SkankofRick that she just wants to go through Dan's room to find some information…and borrow some cab fare. Rick pays the driver while SkankofRick gives Spawn the evil eye from across the porch.