Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | 278 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Amnesia and other personality disorders
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2002.03.26
Theo enters Palmer's private sitting room and catches him mid-nap. "How's the election going?" he says. "How's the election going"? That was the stupidest line ever. Palmer responds coldly that it's going okay. Theo apologizes for being such a Li'l Shit and tells him how he understands now why Palmer put the Ferragamo thing on hold; he was protecting Li'l Theo and not just his own ass. Palmer asks him how he found out about Kreepy Karl's misdeeds. Theo pulls out the microcassette player and plays Palmer part of his and Kreepy Karl's homoerotically charged conversation where Karl admits to setting Theo up for arson. Palmer is angry that Theo did something as dangerous as taping Karl. Theo argues that it doesn't matter as long as Daddy takes the tape to the police. Palmer asks Theo to hand the tape over to him. Theo hesitates. "Do you trust me?" asks Palmer. Theo hands the tape over. The time is 4:23:16 PM.
I wish I had friends like Kirstie Alley who'd just rescue me from my computer stress with a wisecrack-laden shopping spree at Pier One Imports. She's so wacky with all that incense and feng shui going on. Hey, it's another Ashley Judd movie where she gets to wave a gun around and fight the ex-husband whose conspiring ways are keeping her down. Heather Locklear is not an old lady. She's not. She uses Preference by L'Oreal.
The time is 4:27:27 PM. Klockwise from the top left, LittleTerrorBrother's TerrorJaguar is loose on the streets, Palmer does some work at his desk, Rick unbuttons some buttons and gives us a little skin, and Nina and Faux-licity prepare for Operation Vagina. TakeOnKief calls ForeignAccentedTerrorBoss, who is getting into his TerrorMercedes, and tells him that Palmer isn't leaving town after all, thanks to his own Project Penis. FATB is worried about Palmer's "highly placed aide" getting suspicious of his motives. "I wonder why she wants to see you again so quickly," he muses. Ah, but FATB doesn't know women the way LittleTerrorBrother knows women, or so says LittleTerrorBrother. "I know enough about women to know that they can use as well as be used," says FATB, proving that in addition to being a violent terrorist, he's also a sexist and a misogynist. LittleTerrorBrother insists that he's got Faux-licity eating out of his hand, and that she's not suspicious at all. FATB nevertheless insists that Faux-licity be killed once she provides them with vital information. "Just to be safe." Dun dun dun!