Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | 278 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Amnesia and other personality disorders
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2002.03.26
Back at the Palmer hotel, Nina finishes "prepping" Faux-licity by reminding her that she's got to act like she normally does around TakeOnKief. Oh, like jumping his bones the second she enters the room, you mean? Nina sympathizes, working girl to working girl, with Faux-licity on the highs and lows of risky relationships. Palmer enters and tries to talk Faux-licity out of going through with Operation Vagina. Faux-licity insists that she really really wants to. Palmer pulls Kiefer aside and chastises him for putting Faux-licity at risk. Kiefer explains that he's got the room hooked up, and he and all the CTU SWAT team members will be there to save Faux-licity should anything go wrong. Palmer doesn't like the idea of Faux-licity being alone with a professional killer, no matter how close Kiefer is. Kiefer argues that the only way to stop the assassination is to follow LittleTerrorBrother and see where he leads them. Palmer is koncerned that Kiefer is doing something risky, motivated by the desire for "payback" over what his own family went through…hell, is going through. He tells Kiefer that Faux-licity's parents are old friends, and he's known Faux-licity since she was born. Therefore, he's holding Kiefer responsible if anything infelicitous happens to Faux-licity. The velvety Sutherland voice lowers to a smoky whisper. The vibrations emanating from that mellifluous purr soothe the Senator's nerves and promise that Operation Vagina will go as smoothly and as velvetily as the KieferVoice itself. Palmer, in spite of his better judgment, gives a good luck thumbs-up to Faux-licity and exits. The time is 4:10:32 PM.