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By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.07.2012
Eric: "And time!"
Spencer: "I call Marshall. Fucking immediately."
HALLOWEEN YARD? A YARD SOMEWHERE
Aria: "Sassinfrassin' Noel Kahn gonna step to me and give me some shit about Hurr hurr hurr We know what you did last summer well not me, kid, not this time. Not tonight, you goddamn..."
Spencer: "Aria, chill. It's just Noel Kahn. He was put on this earth for that reason, don't let 'em see you..."
Aria: "No way, I'm calling Ezra."
Cece: "Man, they were dicks in there! It is such fun, I missed it. Listen, Aria? You're way cuter than Jenna. You know, in the universe where this is about bitches fighting over a man, a thing that has never once happened on this show, ever, because it is great."
Spencer: "I am taking that no-longer-blind beast down."
Cece: "Better get back in there, then. I heard her say she had somewhere to be. Somewhere eeeevil, I think."
FT HEMINGFITZ
Wesley: "Ezraway Hemingfitz's phone, who's calling?"
Aria: "Um, why are you in his house and answering his phone, because I need Actual Ezra? Noel Kahn just gave me the full Noel Kahn and I am Noel Kahned out."
Wesley: "Well, Ezraway is off on some kind of Jaguar emergency. You need a ride?"
WINE WITH TED
Ted: "I'm not bragging, I just rescued a raccoon with a broken leg. It's a funny story."
Ashley: "I wouldn't ever do something like that, though. Gross me out."
Ted: "I was an idiot. That raccoon had rabies!"
Ashley: "It's like our relationship in the form of a story."
(Wilden calls, of course, because God forbid. God forbid Ashley get one nice night.)
Ashley: "Wilden, stop calling me and stop bugging my daughter. I am getting a hot pastor liquored up, and not only am I very busy with that, also I love my daughter."
HASTINGS - MARSHALL
Jenna: "Noel Kahn, you will not allow Spencer Hastings to bully me again. Ever."
Noel Kahn: "You saying there's nothing you have to ask her? This could be our one chance to be super vague while she's also being super vague, and everybody makes faces. When will have the chance to do that again? It's not like I go to school anymore."
Spencer: "So are you leaving, or what?"
Jenna: "Noel Kahn is right. I have questions for you. Let's do this shit."