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By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.07.2012
Eric: "Get caught in a lie, it's sayonara, sweetheart."
Cece: "This ain't my first rodeo, chum."
Eric: "Last night on earth, who in this room do you sleep with?"
Cece: "[Some guy in the shadows named] Suraci [?]. No one deserves to die a virgin."
Suraci: "Touché, Cece Drake."
A PARMESAN VACATION
Ashley: "Where are you going? I was about to make chicken parm."
Hanna: "I have to go get murdered at the Grille, sorry. Hey, wait. You only cook when things are afoot."
Ashley: "They're coming for your blood, little girl."
Hanna: "Damn that Veronica Hastings. Anyway, later. Werewolf to save."
Ashley: "Good thing that chicken parmesan maneuver scared her off. Now to call Pastor Ted and see what sex is like sober. I have not heard great things, to be honest."
TRUTH OR TRUTH
Eric: "Truth is, that is a dumb question because you know I got arrested because you dared me to steal a car last time we played this game, and then called the cops on me yourself."
Liars: "That is very Alison. We are in love with Cece Drake, even more than before."
Eric: "Ever make a sex tape?"
Cece: "Yeah, obviously."
Aria: "We need to get the fuck out of here. These people are maniacs."
Something subtle in the air or the lighting reveals that things have become awesome.
Spencer: "Oh, man. Noel and Jenna just walked in. We are not going anywhere."
Noel Kahn: "Ladies. Why the hell are you in my cabin?"
Jenna: "Hey, Spencer. You're looking like a bitch today."
Spencer: "Thanks, Jenna. Nice eyeballs."
Noel Kahn: "Thanks. How about we play a game of Truth Or Truth where everybody acts like villainous lunatics, instead of having a normal conversation?"
Aria: "Fine by me, I got tons of questions, such as Why are you so awesome? Why do you only date crazy girls and what does that say about me? Do you know parkour? Where do you go when you're not on this show, and how can I find it? Do you remember that time you played guitar that time, because that was amazing. And other such things."
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T LOITER AT THE APPLEWOOD GRILLE
Nobody's around, just Hanna waiting to get assaulted as usual, with her kinky hair looking very cute. Caleb rolls on up on her, and she flaps her arms to scare him away, and then he's like, "Duh, I'm obviously A. Get in my car." Every line of dialogue, just assume Hanna's jumping out of the car and running around like a freak.