Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Let The Elevator Bring Us Down
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.12.2013
DILAURENTIS HOUSE
Every horizontal surface on the entire front elevation of Jason's house is covered in thousands of bottles of booze. It's not the sudden-origami trick, but in terms of time and money spent it's similarly impressive.
Jason: "I guess my sobriety is not as much of a priority for the A-Team that is torturing us as it is for me."
Emily: "Maybe this is Wilden. On that cop's salary I'm sure he would do something like this."
Jason: "I'm going to go ahead and act like this is the most messed-up thing that has ever happened to any of us, even though it's not really even in the top ten things of just today."
WREN DATE
Dr. Wren: "Are we actually crossing state lines at this point? Because we've been driving since early afternoon."
Spencer: "Shut up and drive, you unearthly beautiful monster."
BOUTIQUE
Wesley: "Oops, I spilled a random bottle of red wine all over this white shag carpet."
Aria: "Let me just rub that in real good."
Wesley: "Maybe that adult shouldn't have allowed us -- two of the most entitled, sheltered children in this entire town -- to be alone in her place of business."
Aria: "Yeah, I'm getting nervous without supervision. I wonder if she'll ever come back?"
Wesley: "What possible agenda could she have in leaving the two of us here? Alone? Together? With this teapot and these Tresemmé products?"
Aria: "Knowing that I long for your touch -- or that of your relatives?"
HAUNTED DILAURENTIS OFFICES
Jason: "Yes, that random picture of Ali on a boat is here somewhere, at my dad's spooky abandoned office. I remember she made a collage for our dad one time, to apologize for skinning his cat in the backyard while it was still alive. She could be really sweet sometimes."
Emily: "As a lesbian, I'm still very concerned about your sobriety. Who'd do such a thing?"
Jason: "You know who would do that is, Alison."
Emily: "Are you hanging out with her a lot lately, even though she is dead? Like a lot. Because if so, we really all should compare notes about our experiences with that otherwise relatively uncommon occurrence."
Jason: "That's really interesting and we should talk about it. But we won't."
Emily: "Then, well, we could discuss your ill-advised friendship with Moondoggie..."