Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Let The Elevator Bring Us Down
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.12.2013
Hanna: "How come she thinks you're hanging out with Wes at Ezra's house?"
Aria: "I totally am, for starters. Shut up about that, I am calling CeCe Drake in the middle of this conversation."
Aria: "CeCe Drake! Worn any red coats lately? And by any chance do you think I'm more sophisticated than my peers?"
Hanna: "Ask her about this TV show we're on!"
Aria: "Oh, right. CeCe Drake, do you remember when Darren Wilden got your best friend pregnant on vacation?"
CeCe Drake: "Oh, totally. She fucked that entire fraternity that summer. Listen, I have to go. Somebody's coming to my boutique to take pictures of all my Tresemmé products, and that shit is gonna take all day."
HASTINGS
Hot Andrew: "Spencer, can I be all up in your biz at your house?"
Spencer: "Sure, I was just drinking vermouth. Come right in. Hey, you weren't the swing vote, by any chance?"
Hot Andrew: "Spencer, war is a game that must be played with a smile."
Spencer: "Oh my God, stop quoting Mona Vanderwaal."
Hot Andrew: "Uh, that was Winston Churchill."
Spencer: "Um, okay Aria."
Spencer: "Hot Andrew, I'll make you a deal. We will do some practice rounds, right here in my house where I live all alone without any supervision."
Hot Andrew: "Go on, what's the catch."
Spencer: "It will be Strip Aca Deca. We will have sex at the end. And you will put me back on the team."
Hot Andrew: "Cool. I am cool with that. That seems not at all sketchy to me."
AMISH HORSE LANDING
Uncle Jamie: "Marin, what are you doing."
Hanna: "Is this not the Farmer's Market?"
Jamie: "No. And I'm not dumb, and neither are you. What's the score?"
Hanna: "Are you by any chance the father of Caleb Rivers?"
Jamie: "Yeah. You're a regular Nancy Drew. But did you turn up the fact that I just got out of jail? Because I am a thief?"
Hanna: "Great, well I'm sure that won't bite me in the ass later today."
NAKED HOT ANDREW
Is Happening. We are Go for that.
Emily: "Hey guys! I brought cupcakes. And cockblocking aplenty."
Hot Andrew: "I gotta cover all this up and get outta here!"
Spencer: "God damn you, Emily Fields."
God damn you, Emily Fields.