Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Let The Elevator Bring Us Down
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.12.2013
Spencer, awesomely: "What is the crisis, really? That I took my bra off at four in the afternoon? Please tell Emily that I don't need supervision."
Dr. Wren: "Let's get back to that, for sure. But no, this wasn't a panicked Emily call."
Spencer: "Did Emily tell Hanna? About the sex-for-team trade?"
Dr. Wren: "No. And don't even ask about Aria. We both know she doesn't give a shit. Or even know who I am."
Spencer: "Well, that's everybody I knoooowait. This is Moondoggie, isn't it. Tell me Mona fucking Vanderwaal put you up to this."
Dr. Wren: "Moondoggie's worried about you, Spencer. And she is, we can admit, the local expert on what we in the medical field call 'acting cray-cray.' Just think, if somebody had noticed she was entering a hyperadrenalized superreality..."
You can actually hear a tiny crack in Spencer's braincase as she finds a way to become even more crazy and hatch an even weirder crazier plan than just hanging around all day, answering the door armed with just a surfeit of American History trivia and no bra on.
Spencer, shifty-eyed: "You know what, that was really thoughtful. Good ol' Moondoggie, good lookin' out. Hey, you know what would be really therapeutic? Take me on a date. Just you, a grown-up man, and me, a child in a vulnerable state, getting dinner and a movie out of town, alone."
Dr. Wren: "I got my medical degree from a cereal box so that sounds normal to me."
Spencer: "Have you seen that movie Academic Decathlon Regionals? They're showing it at a high school in Lewisburg. It's gonna look just like a regular Academic Decathlon that I'm not allowed to go to, but just trust me."
PRE-BREW
Hanna: "Well, I guess Caleb's not coming to this date I set him up on that he said he wasn't coming to..."
Caleb, appearing: "No, I'm coming. Ever since Aria got up in my biz at that nighttime half-marathon to raise money for no particular cause, I've had a daddy-sized hole in my heart."
MID- BREW
Caleb: "Ssssooooo he's not coming. Way to churn up a bunch of shit and then kick me in the nuts about it, Hanna."
Hanna: "Perhaps he simply forgot what day it was, despite the fact we made this plan mere hours ago."
Caleb: "One time he split on me with a babysitter and eventually she called the cops because he was gone so long."