Episode Report Card Demian: F | 159 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Desperate Crackmonkeys
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2005.10.16
...Raige's annoying subplot, already in progress. She's somehow managed to stalk Vex's gal-pal "Sylvia" back to that outdoor café from earlier and contrives to introduce herself, pretending to have met Sylvia before at one of Vex Pexter's parties. Long story short, Sylvia's an art dealer who used to date Vex a while back, but they "broke up months ago." This comforts Raige until Sylvia lets slip that she and Vex remain fuck buddies, which seems like an awful lot of information to be sharing with someone you barely know, but I gave up on this trash episode five minutes ago, so screw it. Sylvia takes her leave as Raige stumbles across a yet another cunning plan, or something.
Preschool Of The Damned, and what follows makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Evil Michelle Stafford, apparently with the complicity of all of the other mothers at the school -- two of whom appear in this scene and are, for no apparent reason, wretched bitches to Piper -- has conspired to fuck once more with Piper's head and sense of self-worth by switching around the costuming requirements for the Psycho's stupid little Cinderella pageant at the last minute. I mean, I now get why Evil Michelle Stafford is pulling this shit with Piper, but how in the hell did she get all of the other mothers to go along with it? God, I hate this show. Piper's cell rings, and it's the Dolt calling with news that The Retarded Bimbo insists upon visiting Not!warts, but Piper's too caught up in her Issues to care, so the Dolt just urges the wife to return to the Manor before hanging up.