Episode Report Card Demian: F | 159 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Desperate Crackmonkeys
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2005.10.16
Not!warts, where we find The Retard and the Dolt emerging from Snidely's old office clad in the fey henchdemons' clothing. And I'll just be assuming they sporked those two guys off-screen with a handy athame, or something, because leaving alive dangerous entities that can squiggle or smoke from place to place would simply be criminally stupid in this situation. Though, of course, they would have had to have sporked the fey henchdemons after stripping the latter of their clothes, because as we all know, demonic togs tend to travel with their owners when those owners are dispatched to The Waste Land. From which they can never return. Except for tonight. I hate this show. The Dolt and The Retarded Bimbo exchange a few zippy remarks before heading into the library in search of the much-needed transportation spell.
Once there, the Dolt's dismayed to find the books piled haphazardly on the shelves, which means they could be searching for the correct volume for quite some time. The Retard, meanwhile, is far more interested in the ongoing preparations for Fiendish Elizabeth's intended ritual. Just as she draws the Dolt's attention to the inverted pentagram that Fiendish Elizabeth's greasily poofy primary henchdemon has painted on the far wall, Evil Michelle Stafford smears into the room with the dead-eyed Psycho clutching at one of her hands. "Welcome home, sweetie pie!" Evil Michelle Stafford gushes. The Psycho remains -- natch -- dead-eyed and mute. The flabbergasted Dolt gapes all the way into the next commercial break.
Not!warts, where we pick up immediately after we left off. As Evil Michelle Stafford leads the Psycho over to some undoubtedly wicked toys on the floor, the Dolt moves to confront her. The Retarded Bimbo, however, pulls him back, correctly insisting that if he's not careful, he'll get the two of them killed. And that would be a bad thing because...why? They ignore me, with the Dolt instead spinning around to begin a frantic search through the bookshelves. The Retard, for her part, trains her focus on Evil Michelle Stafford, who's rather loudly reviewing her plan with her greasily poofy primary henchdemon. "Found it!" the Dolt whispers, crossing to rejoin The Retard at the table. "Who's The Source?" The Retard asks, referring to the entity she of course overheard being discussed. The Dolt allows himself a moment of sheer panic before pushing the appropriate transportation spell into The Retard's hands, urging her to return to the Manor immediately for backup while he remains at Not!warts to ensure the safety of his horrible brat as best he can. The Retard protests, mainly because the Dolt is completely lacking in the power department at the moment, but he insists. The Retard vanishes into the hall as the Dolt shoots a concerned glance over at mutant freak he calls a son.