Episode Report Card Demian: F | 153 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Down The Bimbo-Hole
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2005.10.02
Not!warts, and tonight's Nefarious Demonic Plot For World Domination, which is doomed to fail, so why are they even bothering? Whatever. Long story short, Haas and his henchdemons have already set in motion some sort of plan to flush the Charmed Ones out of hiding. "We've lured three teenagers so far," Little Miss Notoriety explains, "turned them all, and yet no sign of the witches!" "They won't be able to ignore the cries for long," Haas insists. "If the sisters are alive, they'll come to the rescue -- it's in their blood." "Unless your plan is too obscure for them," Little Miss Notoriety counters. "Maybe you give them too much credit." I think she just called the Manor Morons idiots. If so: Hee. "Demons have used mortal fairy tales to trap them before," Haas reminds her, and while that bit's true, the part about how "'Cinderella' turned the Charmed Ones into pumpkins" most certainly is not, so shut up, Haas. And Alice In Wonderland is a traditional mortal fairy tale the way this goddamned show is a traditional mortal fairy tale, which is to say not at all, EVER, so this entire Nefarious Demonic Plot For World Domination can blow me, and everyone involved in it needs to die. Especially The Retarded Bimbo. Ooops! Spoiler! "What if they don't take the bait?" Little Miss Notoriety wonders. "What if they live no more?" "Well, then, we mess up a few kids," Haas shrugs before giggling, "and that's fun all by itself, isn't it?" I'll be the judge of that, Bucky. "Time to find our next Alice," Haas croons.