Episode Report Card Demian: F | 153 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Down The Bimbo-Hole
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2005.10.02
Nonexistent Attic. Raige -- now thankfully back in her regular clothing, and wasn't that little morning-long jaunt of hers into the woefully underexamined world of law enforcement just fascinatingly brilliant? -- diligently scries for The Retarded Bimbo's current location with the latter's tatty black nylon wig as Phoebe burbles into the nonexistent room with a carry-out tray laden with various lattes and mochachinos and such. Phoebe, not surprisingly, is so caught up in her own Issues that she fails to notice the forbidden scrying for about three hours, but when she finally does, you can be certain she chides Raige vehemently about the possible Exposure! and Death To Them All! that The Lippy Spastic is risking and wah. Raige patiently counters that once she successfully deals with The Retarded Bimbo and The Retarded Bimbo's incessant jangling of Raige's Whitelightery alarm system, she'll pack away the scrying crystal for good. Besides, Raige notes, The Retarded Bimbo was actually battling one of the dark demonic forces responsible for the recent disappearances of all those skinny little lazy-ass dipshit teenagers. Phoebe offers to help, but Raige declines, correctly believing that the chances of the Underworld realizing they're not really dead after all will increase in direct proportion to how many of the Manor Morons involve themselves in the current crisis. Just as Phoebe rises to leave, Raige remembers that All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me called for Phoebe's glamoured alter ego, presumably to get a couple of quotes for their planned Phoebe tribute. That's going to make for some compelling reading. Not. The PVO babbles something entirely unimportant about signs possibly leading one into danger just as Raige's scrying crystal slams down on a set of coordinates, and we cut over to...