Episode Report Card Demian: F | 153 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Down The Bimbo-Hole
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2005.10.02
I want to die.
So Phoebe almost blows her cover by quoting her own column "verbatim" and Vex is smitten and invites her for coffee and the PVO attempts to rot what remains of my poor little brain but I ignore it and we fall into...
...another pointless and aggravating scene over at P3, where the transformer's blown, or something, and Piper shrills and shrieks and shrews at the hapless electrician and there's the PVO again and now we're...
...at some goddamned police station, which is actually the set for All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me because the WB choked off the financing for this garbage, but we're not supposed to notice that because we're supposed to be totally engrossed in Raige applying to join the police academy because that makes so much sense, and the recruiter is sexist and Raige is a twitchy, collagen-enhanced mess, and then Raige physically flips the recruiter into a wall and because assaulting a police officer on this show is apparently always the right thing to do, she gets to fill out an application, and no, I am not kidding with any of that, and have they cancelled this shit yet? Why haven't they cancelled this shit yet? If FOX can dust Head Cases and UPN can off Sex, Love, & Secrets after two episodes of each, what's to keep the WB from doing the same here? HUH? Yeah, I know it's the eighth season, but you know they could still do it. PLEASE WILL YOU CANCEL THIS NOW?
Dank And Forbidding Alleyway Of Dodgson-Inspired Doom. Some skinny little teenaged dipshit with a voice so high-pitched I'm sure she moonlights as a dog whistle and yeah, that was a really stupid thing for me to type but take a moment to consider, oh, THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE IN ADDITION TO LAST WEEK'S FESTIVAL OF SHIT and ask yourself, "What's Brad Kern's excuse?" Anyway, the dipshit's following an actual white rabbit as the latter scuttles across the trash-strewn asphalt over to the sewer grating that ate Horny Alastair. Long story short, the rabbit morphs up into Little Miss Notoriety, who then tosses "Alexis" into the sewer. Good fucking riddance. As Alexis's screams echo on the soundtrack, the scene shifts to...