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By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.03.2007
When we return, Betty voices over that this was around the time that she and Walter had broken up, and we know how he stalked her. In turn, we see him stalking her. He follows her down the street until she turns around and tells him to stop following her. He says that he has something for her, and she says that she doesn't need any more batteries. I don't know. I think that the single girl should stock up, if you know what I'm saying. Walter says that it's a universal remote. Betty counters that they only have one TV, and he should leave her alone. Walter says that he's going to win her back, despite his complete lack of attractiveness, suavity, romantic instinct, interpersonal skills, or, I'm guessing, sexual acumen. Betty is all, "You cheated on me, bitch!" With Gina Gambarro! She doesn't care how many universal remotes he gives her. He's not winning her back. OR IS HE? Sadly, we know that he will, at least for a while. I hate knowledge!
Walter looks sad, but that doesn't stop him from following Betty into the pharmacy, where Maria Ortiz is filing her nails. Without looking up, Maria says to Betty that the HMO is investigating her father's situation. She doesn't know the details, but they're refusing to fill his prescription until the matter is resolved. Betty tells Maria that her father needs his medication. Maria says that she can have it if she pays the $197 cost. In the midst of this tense moment, Betty gets distracted by Walter, who is fumbling at a nearby shelf. He says, "What? I'm shopping!" Betty looks at the product and tells him that he does not have a feminine itch. Actually, I think he might. Betty tells Maria that she doesn't have $197, and Maria gets all, "What? Don't they pay you at Mooooode?" Betty is once again distracted by Walter and spills the contents of her Juan Valdez bag. This causes Maria to lean over the counter and say, "Can you really blame him for trying with Gina Gambarro?" I really want Betty to say, "No, and I can't blame myself for punching you in the damn face, whore. I'm about to childproof the lid on your ass!" And then punch her. Betty needs to spice it up a little, you know?
Cut to Betty looking at the knock-off Gucci bag on the corner. Who should pull up but Bradford, who calls out to Betty and tells her that he needs to see her at 10:30 sharp in his office. He doesn't want anyone to know, least of all Daniel. If he's going to get all suspicious, he might at least offer her a ride.