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By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.03.2007
We don't have to watch the hamburger eating, thank goodness. Instead, we cut to Daniel dropping Betty off in Queens. He's on the phone with Bradford, and says that they got exclusives for Oshi's next four collections. And so... Daniel gets his credit card reactivated! He says that Bradford is tough, but fair. Unless maybe he killed someone or something. You know. Daniel thanks Betty for the lesson. Betty repeats that it's not how much you have, but how you spend it, and Daniel says that he was thinking more along the lines of the one about not giving up. Awwwww. Betty gives an obligatory, "Fuhgeddaboudit." And speaking of forgetting about it, Walter is there. With a knockoff Gucci bag. Betty is touched. She says that it's wonderful, and then gives Walter a big hug. Nooooooooooo! And just when we've seen the power of Betty and Henry in the mutual supersleuthdom! Sigh.
Back at the office, Betty still gets compliments on her bag. She walks by Amanda, who says that her final offer is a body wax and a weekend at her parents' house in the Hamptons. Betty says no sale. Take the waxing, man. As Amanda says, "That includes the back!" But Betty has other plans. She gives the bag to Marc in exchange for one of the Gucci knock-offs from the guy down the street, and a huge favor to be named at a later date. Marc says that she won't fool anyone with a phony. But she already has! Sucka. She has a deal, and gives a big, charming, brace-face of a smile.
Return to the present moment. Christina gives kudos all around for Betty's finagling. The crazy custodian asks what will happen when Marc finds out. Christina says that's the genius, because Marc would never admit to being duped by Betty. And then Betty is finished packing. She says that she's only been there a short time, but she feels like she's made some good friends, and learned a lot. Christina says that this is just the beginning, and Betty says that she knows, but she wishes it didn't feel like the end. Christina says that she's really going to miss Betty, as Betty stumbles on her way out. Oh, something tells me you'll be seeing more of Betty, Christina!
Next week: a scandalous new episode! Male strippers! Some who are dressed like pirates! Secrets will be revealed! Lies will be exposed! Betty will be hauled off by security while yelling Daniel's name! I can't wait!