Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Aw, Tom, It's Not Even My Birthday!
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 07.12.1998
Glynn tells Case that Diane has a mother with cancer and two young daughters. Case isn't sure he can cover for her, but before we get any further, the Pernicious Peewee enters in a right snit and says that he read the preliminary report, and castigates Case for recommending that no charges be filed against Said and the other riot leaders. Case says that from a legal standpoint, the evidence is circumstantial, and from a moral one, it's laughable. Devlin whines some more, but Case says that the riot came about as a direct result of the Pernicious Peewee's policies, and if they're guilty, so is he. Glynn looks on, wishing he had some popcorn, as this is getting good. The PP says this attitude won't make him state attorney general. Case: "Yeah, well, I've thought about it. I don't want to be attorney general. I want to be governor. I'll see you on the campaign trail, Devlin." Touchdown! The crowd goes wild. "The crowd," of course being "me." Case leaves...
...to go to his press conference, where he announces that no one in particular is at fault for the riot. He says there are measures that can be taken to ensure that it doesn't happen again. In a strange cut, Beecher gets let out of the Hole. All the riot leaders are released as well. Diane comes to pick up McManus. Hill blathers something that makes no sense. Everything's back to normal! And Ross is dead! Woo!