Episode Report Card M. Giant: B- | 256 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Ill Bill
By M. Giant | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 2004.04.20
At CTU, the techs have finished what Chappelle was working on, and have found out that Saunders has been transferring $10,000 a month to someone we never knew existed until now: his daughter, Jane Saunders. They've pulled her driver's license, and Spawn has an enlargement of Spawn of Saunders -- or, as we'll be calling her, "Spawnders" -- up on her screen. She seems to be marveling at the technology that makes this possible. I'm just wondering who cleans all the Wite-Out off of her monitor after she goes home every day. The photo of Spawnders shows a young woman who looks a tiny bit like Spawn, but with longer, brown hair and a pointier chin. This will be significant later. They've already learned that Spawnders is nineteen, and she lives and goes to college in Santa Barbara. Soul Patch gives the order to have the Santa Barbara police put on standby to pick her up. Just then, Kiefer calls with the news about Chappelle. He sounds a little weepy. Soul Patch tells Kiefer about Spawnders and how he was planning to have her picked up, but Kiefer puts the kibosh on that. Having someone to order around improves Kiefer's mood immediately. He figures Saunders has someone watching his daughter, so they're going to have to switch her with one of their agents to keep Saunders in the dark about what's going on. Ladies, doesn't Kiefer fill out those Bad Idea jeans nicely? Soul Patch points out that it's going to be tough to pull this off in the next half-hour (and where he got that deadline I'm not at all sure), but agrees. Soul Patch goes to Potato Face and has her do some search to find CTU agents who physically resemble Spawnders. Where could this possibly be going? Potato Face complains about having to actually work quickly here at the Counter Terrorism Unit, so Soul Patch tells her -- wait for it -- "just do it." There are a couple of words before and after that, but that's the message. That Potato Face. She's like a highly localized, walking Nike target demo. ["Nike makes vests?" -- Sars]