Episode Report Card M. Giant: B- | 256 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Ill Bill
By M. Giant | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 2004.04.20
Next, Soul Patch calls up Bitchelle at Inn Fection to ask about her test results. Guess what? Even though she said it would be another hour at around six, and it's now 7:07:21, it's going to be yet another hour. Bitchelle explains that the results couldn't be interpreted on location, so they had to send them back to the lab. Whatever. They're obviously just putting off the resolution of this until they can spend a decent amount of time on it. That's fine, but when it comes it had better be good. Bitchelle says that National Health Services has things under control, so she needs more to do. Soul Patch says he'll have Adam the Woman Hater send her some of his work as Bitchelle watches a hazmatician wheel a covered corpse past her on a gurney. The body's right hand is peeking out from under the sheet, and it looks like it's been deep fried. Bitchelle rings off.
Back at CTU, Soul Patch asks Adam to send Michelle part of his work, and he agrees readily. I guess it's fine if the order is coming from a guy. Adam also updates Soul Patch on Bill from Hill. They've talked to Mrs. Bill from Hill and they know he's been home, but he's left again and they don't know where he is. NHS is going to do their containment thing, and Special Agent Charlie Brown is being sent to talk to her. What about the failed Saunders raid? Doesn't he need to be debriefed? Ew, I can't believe I said that.
As Kiefer choppers back to the office, Palmer calls him up with some questions about Saunders. Kiefer gives him the bullet, but Palmer wants analysis. Kiefer advises Palmer to keep agreeing to Saunders's demands. Palmer thanks him and hangs up. It's 7:09:46.
Potato Face comes into Soul Patch's office and hands over a list of the ten agents who most resemble Spawnders, complete with photos. Soul Patch isn't thrilled to see that the closest one is in San Francisco. He asks for eleven though twenty, and Potato Face hands over another list. Soul Patch looks surprised, and not a little apprehensive. He confirms the results with Potato Face, and looks down through his glass office wall at Spawn, who looks like she's just become aware of the mysterious correlation between what she does with the keyboard and what shows up on the screen. Soul Patch calls her up to his office and dismisses Potato Face, along with the concerns she voices. As Spawn and Potato Face pass on the stairs leading to Soul Patch's office, Potato Face jerks her head around to look at Spawn as though something's about to pop out of her cleavage. Which, going by the view from this angle, could be just about anything. When Spawn arrives, Soul Patch sits next to her on his casting couch and gives her the sitch. He's not going to order her to do it, but he promises her that it "shouldn't be too dangerous." Spawn ignores the giant red neon sign that that has just appeared over Soul Patch's head and is flashing the word "JINX." She calmly agrees. It's 7:11:59.