Episode Report Card Erin: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 5 | Aired on 11.02.2002
Buenos Aires, Land Of Evita Peron And Political Upheaval. We see a beautiful hilltop house with a guard in front. D'oh! A bullet knocks the guard down. Syd's in town, and she's taking names and -- well, she's just taking names, because the guard's just sedated. Damn. Does she ever KILL anyone? I mean, anyone other than Bucky McSalivapants. Whatever. She sedates the guard, and she's goin' in. Someone on her headset says, "Copy that, Mountaineer." God, "Mountaineer" is one sucky code name.
Syd moves in as several black-clad and probably sexy-as-hell CIA men get her back with guns and binoculars. Syd makes it to an area near the pool and unloads a pack of stuff. She pulls out a big silver box and looks up at the roof of the building next to the pool area. Yeah, I don't know what she's doing either. But I bet it's more interesting than my navel lint, which, strangely, George Clooney is finding rather attractive at the moment. George! Stop that! It tickles!
Syd places the silver box thing down on the ground, still looking up at the roof of the building. She presses some button, we hear a countdown sound, and Syd sets herself on the lip of the silver box thing. As the countdown sound reaches its end and a consistent beep is heard, we realize, as Syd is shot into the air, that this was yet another one of Inspector Dingus's clever devices. Fortunately, we're spared one of Inspector Dingus's trademark rambles on just what it is and how it works.
So, Syd lands on the roof, and a baddie makes for her. She quickly dispatches him with yet another non-death sleep dart and makes her way across the roof. She looks over onto the pool and sees a man doing laps. She watches him as he concludes his exercise and gets out of the pool, donning his robe as he passes a couple more guards who are deeply embroiled in a game of Trivial Pursuit 20th Anniversary Edition.
Syd informs the CIA troops that she spots four guards in the courtyard, and that Kolokof just went inside. She tells the troops to get into position, because she's heading to the junction box. All the CIA dudes must LOVE taking directions from a hot chick in leather, because they all fall into position. Syd, who's at the junction box as promised, instructs the CIA dudes to concern themselves with the guards; she's got Kolokof. On her signal, they're supposed to take out the guards. And, as quickly as you can say 3-2-1, Syd cuts the lights, the CIA dudes move in, and there are some seriously dead Kolokof guys.
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