Episode Report Card Erin: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 5 | Aired on 11.02.2002
Anyway, Syd's all, yeah, he saved my life, what of it? Back in the present, or the past, or five years from now, Syd's milling around Mama Hari's recently vacated cell. She walks over to the window and finds one of her mother's precious diamond earrings. Anyone else thinking it has a hidden message encased within? Syd looks like she's about to cry, but Spy Daddy stops the waterworks before they start by entering the cell. By way of explanation, Syd's all, I wanted to stand in the cell and feel sorry for my motherless child within. "You tried to warn me about her so many times," she says. "I'm so sorry that I didn't listen to you." With a completely straight face, Spy Daddy says, "Some things you need to experience for yourself. I imagine, every parent tries to protect their child from that truth." Yeah, if by "protect" you mean "blow shit up so your child will hate and mistrust the only mother she's ever had, because you're a vindictive and manipulative bastard with completely misguided parental skills."
"I never said thank you," Syd says, her chin buckling. "You saved my life." "We're due for a briefing at SD-6," gruffs Jack. "We should go." Syd smiles and passes him, as he looks stoically tortured by what he's done. He follows after Sydney, and she quietly takes his arm. This must thrill the wayward father within, even though he's a vindictive and manipulative bastard with completely misguided parental skills.
Vienna, Land Of Pastries And Poignant Ethan Hawke Romances. A bunch of black cars pull up to a stoplight. When the light turns green, the guy in the car behind the first one starts honking impatiently. Black Car Number One ain't moving. Several men with guns and black masks exit the car directly behind Honking Guy and shoot the shit out of his car. The gun guys get back into their car and drive away, leaving Honking Guy to wallow in his own spilt blood. As they pass his car, one of them tosses something through the window, and the car explodes as they leave the scene of the crime.
The Dead Guy's name was Neil Hader, the so-called "Austrian Connection." This is according to Sloane, who's briefing the troops on the assassination in The Conference Room Of Endless Expositions. The nature of the hit indicates the work of "The Triad." Wait. Isn't The Triad that Chinese mob that framed that Korean kid in that horrible Robert Downey, Jr. movie True Believer? What are they doing in Vienna? And where's Robert D.? Where there's Robert D., there's certain to be quality drugs. Mmmm...quality drugs...ahem. Okay, so Dixon pipes up that this Hader dude was Triad. "They killed one of their own?" he questions. Sloane's all, yeah, can I continue?
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