Episode Report Card Erin: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 5 | Aired on 11.02.2002
Sloane then confesses that he dissolved sodium morphate in a glass of red wine. The red wine put her to sleep, and the sodium morphate caused a heart attack. "She didn't suffer," concludes Uncle Unsound. Yeah, because having a heart attack while you sleep is SO painless. Jack grinds his back teeth and states, "I will find out who's doing this." Then he gets up to leave. Sloane stops him. "Jack, see who else was being considered for partnership." Jack looks back at Sloane, his features unreadable. "I was given a seat at the table," says Señor Soupy Sales. "Someone else was not."
Picnic Bench Of Boyfriend Wannabes And The Girls Who Make Them Think It's Possible. Will's going on about his newfound drug buddy, Tommy Marijuana. "We call him that because there's a 'Tommy Marijuana' and a 'Tommy Crystal Meth,'" Will explains. Hee. I'm sorry. That's just funny. As Syd chews her sprout sandwich, Will tells her that Tommy Marijuana thinks we're always the person we were in sixth grade. "Sixth grade was an awkward phase for me," says Syd, chomping on her carrot stick. Will's all, oh, come on! You? Awkward? But you're beautiful! Kiss me! Syd's all, big teeth, small eyes, and I was always a foot taller than everyone else, so I was always sorta hunched over. Yeah, because we believe that. Will's all, wish I coulda seen that! So do we all. If for no other reason but to prove that ugly girls can, indeed, grow up to be gorgeous.
"I dunno," says Will. "When I was in sixth grade, I was just sort of anonymous. You know, you had the smart kid, and the funny kid, and the good athlete, and...I was just 'Will.'" Bradley Cooper and his sexy stubble and gorgeous blue eyes glance sidelong at Sydney. Syd, not really impressed with Will just being Will, kind of looks around the park and then announces that they're putting Mama Hari on trial. "They're gonna ask for the death penalty," she says. Will, chewing the last vestiges of his tuna sandwich, can only breath out a stream of tuna-perfumed breath in response. He's totally eating tuna, dudes. You just know he is.
Syd goes on to say that the only way she's able to deal with this info is to tell herself that Mama Hari was NEVER really her mother. "The irony is, since she's been back, my father and I are closer than we've ever been," Syd concludes, returning to her box of vegetation. Will smiles at her calmly as her beeper goes off. It's Vaughn. She has to go. They clean up their mini-picnic as we wonder whether or not Syd goes home at night and eats entire buckets of fried chicken and troughs of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
Back at Ops, Vaughn's stalking through the place when a Desk Job turns and asks him about the guy with SAMTAX, "DeSouza." I'm assuming he means Swarthy Guy. Desk Job wants to know if they're supposed to be looking into that. Vaughn's all, excuse me? Desk Job's all, I just wanna know if that's our case or if you were pursuing it independently. Vaughn's all, I don't know what you're talking about. Desk Job's all, well, this sheet of paper that happens to be the daily situation report says that DeSouza was in town yesterday and that you visited him. At the same time that Vaughn's checking out the daily sitch report, Spy Daddy's checking out his copy. Desk Job's all, dude? Can I get a response here? Vaughn looks up at Spy Daddy, who has obviously seen that Vaughn's visited his explosives insider. At the same moment, Syd walks in, all aglow. "No, it's not our case," says Vaughn, tossing the sheet of paper onto Desk Job's head.
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