Episode Report Card Gustave: C | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Kiefer un-klad
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 19 | Aired on 2003.04.15
Meanwhile, at CTU, Bitchelle is at her desk, setting up the Whatever Software they need to authenticate the chip. Lesbo-Carrie enters. "You wanted to see me?" says Lesbo-Carrie. Bitchelle tells her she's having trouble accessing the software because the "indexing function" is locked. She asks LC to unlock it. LC offers to authenticate the chip herself instead. "I don't need you to do it," says Bitchelle. "I just need you to unlock the indexing function." Oh, I think we need them to do it, if you know what I mean. So then Lesbo-Carrie is all, "What is your problem?" and they have a big argument right there on the floor of CTU. And by "floor," I mean the lower level of CTU where the less senior members work, not the actual floor where they'd have room to roll around and stuff. As they fight, Soul Patch hears the commotion and summons Bitchelle to his office. "What was that about?" asks Soul Patch. Bitchelle explains that Lesbo-Carrie wasn't following orders. Instead of calling Carrie to his office and ordering her to stop the insubordination, he demands to know what's going on between the two of them. Because he's got time to kill, what with the war about the start and all. There's always time for a dyke drama, right? After much hesitation, Bitchelle tells Soul Patch that she and Carrie used to be friends when she worked for Carrie at Division. Bitchelle introduced Carrie to her brother, who was married and had kids. He left his family for Carrie. Then Lesbo-Carrie got bored -- I'm assuming it might have been that whole penis between his legs or something -- and dumped him. Danny subsequently lost everything -- his job, his family --and even tried to commit suicide. Okay, maybe we're not supposed to be taking this story at face value. But if we are, the hell? Sure, this explains why these two women don't get along, but why would Lesbo-Carrie, who I guess is now Bi-Carrie-ous, be stalking the sister of a man she got tired of? If I ruined some guy's life, and then had to work for his sister, I certainly wouldn't be making goo-goo eyes at her all day long. I'd be sweet as pie…or downright invisible. "It's a shame you two have to work together," says Soul Patch. "But you do." He asks Bitchelle rise above this and not let it affect her very important work. The phone rings. It's security for Bitchelle. Danny's there to see her. Dun dun dun! So Bitchelle is all, "Are we okay here?" Soul Patch nods and watches her butt as she does downstairs to meet her brother.