Episode Report Card Sobell: A | 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Where The Wild Things Are
By Sobell | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.17.2008
As everyone walks toward the exit, Susan B. tries again to get inside Michael's head: "That's very dramatic, calling the cops on yourself. You must really want to go back to Sona." Michael points out that everyone here will be looking for a thief, not an escaped con. We cut to Whistler trying desperately to talk his way back into Sofia's good graces. She's not having it. And why should she? Her rebound fling is walking right behind her with his son.
We then switch to poor Sucre, who has created quite a deep grave. The hateful Captain Mullet tells him to lay down. Sucre asks in a cracked voice, "All this because I knew Michael Scofield?" Well, yes. Sucre is asked to either give up Michael's location or recline. Sucre hollers, "I don't know!" Captain Mullet trains a gun on Sucre, so he lays down, and crosses himself. The other guards begin covering him with dirt. Sucre softly prays at they throw shovelfuls of dirt.
Inside the prison, T-Bag takes a phone call and tells Lechero the cash will be there shortly. Except -- a ha ha -- here comes T-Bag's wolf in sheep's clothing. There is no plan to bribe the guard, and there is no gun near Lechero anymore. T-Bag's taken care of that. He tells Lechero, "This is business. You of all people should understand." Lechero does. T-Bag turns to Bellick and says, "Help me hold him down." Bellick, predictably, panics. Lechero lets everyone off the hook. After groaning, "It was just a matter of time anyway," he takes a belt of rum then tells T-Bag, "One thief to another, out of respect...make it quick." Lechero hands T-Bag a pillow. T-Bag takes it and says, "If you don't fight me, I will [make it quick]." Bellick's eyes are as big and round as silver dollars. T-Bag takes a belt of rum to fortify himself, then smothers Lechero with the pillow. It is short, but loud, and Bellick is completely freaked out by it. In T-Bag's words, "Adios, Norman."
We head back to the museum, where the guards frisking everyone on the way out have just found the flechas Michael must have dropped into Whistler's pockets. This attracts the attention of the guards, but Michael's planned-for delay evaporates when Susan B. reaches over, snaps one in half and points out that the flechas are not so much priceless as they are plastic. But then there's another delay: the guards would like to see Whistler's identification. Susan B. discreetly gestures some of her goons over, and as one goes to shoot, another guard takes him down. Everyone hits the ground the minute they hear gunfire. Some voluntarily, some -- like Sofia, who has been shot -- not so voluntarily. Although Linc, Michael, and L.J. had managed to stroll free of Susan B. and Whistler, Linc completely blows the lead by bellowing Sofia's name and heading back toward the stairs. A couple of One World Conspiracy goons bodily pick up Whistler and cart him off toward a waiting van while Linc and L.J. rush to Sofia's side. L.J. demonstrates YET AGAIN that his brains clearly skipped the generation before by pointing out that as a wanted man, Linc needs to go. L.J. will stay with Sofia.