Episode Report Card Sobell: A | 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Where The Wild Things Are
By Sobell | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.17.2008
This brings Susan B. up short. Sofia reminds everyone, "You said the first thing you would do once you had Whistler was get the rest of the coordinates." Whistler looks a little abashed, and Susan B. is back to being all business, asking contemptuously, "Is she serious?" Well -- now they've all got Michael's attention. Whistler tries to smooth it all over with "I'll give her exactly what she wants when we get out of here. Darling, it's not safe. Let's go," but Sofia snaps, "I want to see them!" She and Susan B. then engage in a stare-off. Whistler foolishly tries again, but Linc's had enough. He makes as if to go, and Michael's all, "No, I think we need to see this." Sofia reminds Whistler of how he gave Susan B. half the coordinates at Sona, and was supposed to give the rest to Susan B. now. Whistler doesn't say, "They're in the book I left in Sona." Instead, he replies, "I know what I said. We'll discuss it later. Come on." Susan B. has had enough. She snaps, "Welcome to the real world. [turns to Whistler] I'm sick of jumping through hoops to keep your princess in a bubble. It is time to go." Whistler snaps, "This is between us!" Sofia interjects, "Where are the coordinates?" Susan B. hollers, "There are no coordinates!" We then cut to Michael all, Huh. I don't think I saw that -- no, wait, it was part of contingency plan G! Big brain, activate search engine so we can switch into THAT plan! Whistler's got a look that plainly broadcasts, Oh, CRAP while Susan B. is looking seriously annoyed and Sofia's wearing an expression that suggests she has finally admitted that her boyfriend is a lying liar who lies. Whistler tries to play submissive, but Sofia -- so pissed and heartbroken that she's lost the power of speech, just points a finger at him all I don't want to hear it and heads back to stand with the boys. Whistler is about to plead his case with Sofia, but Susan B. tells him it's time to go. She then turns to Michael: "And what the hell are you still doing here?"
Michael replies, "If I were you and I couldn't bring weapons inside, I'd have agents ready to shoot at every door outside." Susan B. says coquettishly, "Then it really doesn't matter what exit you take, does it? [points to the front] I'm going to go out that door. [points to an emergency exit] Maybe you should take that door." Michael says with some relish, "Actually, that door is locked in the event of an emergency." Susan B. rolls her eyes and asks where the emergency is. Well -- here it is! Michael has just rammed his elbow through a display case and set off all the alarms. Whistler appears shocked by this; Susan B. is nakedly appraising Michael. I'm thinking someone's getting a crush. Michael tells her, "We're all walking out of here together." Oh, how awkward for Whistler and Sofia. Nobody wants to be in a hostage party with their ex!