Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Happy Jennaversary!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.10.2012
Ezra: "I have a job interview. Not to be ungrateful, but I am really not grateful for these sandwiches. Which I will be taking. Farewell."
Aria: "Hey, is that Lucas freaking out on the street like a crazy person? I should probably not investigate further. Now drive me home."
Ezra: "But I said I have a..."
Aria: "Who buys you things?"
Ezra: "Sorry. Please, get in."
Aria: "Please get in...?"
Ezra: "Please get in, Khaleesi."
Aria: "That's my girl."
QUAD
Emily: "Hey Paige! Cute t-shirt. How's it going? Drown any hot chicks lately?"
Paige: "You've kind of been ignoring me since the Masquerade Ball. Remember, when your girlfriend was brutally murdered?"
Emily: "Yeah, plus I've had all these makeup tests. So listen, do you want to see the Katy Perry movie?"
Paige: "There is no reason to ever ask a person that question."
Emily: "This is one of those episodes where Hanna likes Katy Perry, not Bon Iver."
Paige: "Oh, okay. That always takes a second to process."
Emily: "So do you want to?"
Paige: "On the one hand, Katy Perry is the fucking worst and nobody should reward her behavior with money. On the other hand, I am your stalker and I don't have anything better to do."
Emily: "Great. I can't wait to jerk you around and then drop you instantly, just like the last fifteen times we went out."
Paige: "Yeah, the only thing that would make it worse is if you dumped me for a guy."
Emily: "Stay tuned!"
Paige: "Hey, isn't it great how Jenna can see again?"
Emily: "That bitch? I'll blind her again."
Jenna: "Hey, Emily. Just staring at you with my unsettling eyeballs, NBD."
Emily: "That's exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about."
MARIN
Ashley: "Hey, Hanna! Why are you at home in the middle of the day?"
Hanna: "Uh, why are you at home in the middle of the day?"
Ashley: "Sat there 'til noon, not a single old lady came in for me to rob. Came home for a little wine break. You?"
Hanna: "Just thinking about the time a zombie ninja tried to kill my boyfriend's mom so I broke up with him."
Ashley: "Okay, well, you're starting to smell. Hey, want to work a rummage sale tomorrow?"