Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Happy Jennaversary!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.10.2012
Hanna: "Have we met?"
Ashley: "You can sort the dirty used clothing. You know, like what you're wearing right now. Which is, by the way, unconscionable."
I love this show because the LLs are so P that when you say something like, "Hanna is looking pretty busted today," it's still like, "With her luminous skin and perfect hair and fitted t. What a hot mess."
Hanna: "Whatever. I'm going to school dressed like this. People in public can suck it."
Ashley: "Normally this crap doesn't start until college, but okay."
Ashley leaves, Hanna immediately comes back inside to mope some more. For it was a ruse.
QUAD
Emily: "Whatever happened to Jenna's whole 'pretending to be blind' thing? It's like she's being dishonest by being honest. And getting applauded for it."
Spencer: "God, I hate that she can see."
Emily, out of nowhere: "Yeah, I'm going to beat her ass."
(No lie, Spencer physically restrains Emily at this point.)
Spencer: "Anyway, did Aria text you? She saw Lucas freaking out at a photo lab near where they saw him wandering the night that time, and additionally she knows the photographer of that lab, of course. Being the world's preeminent photographic artist, Aria is quite well-connected in the photography world."
Emily: "Let's speed this up. You're saying that Lucas might have been the one to take those six thousand pictures of us at the gravesite that time?"
Spencer: "Yeah. So also, in other-other news, they're letting Garrett out of jail to see his mother before she passes away."
Emily: "What? That is bullshit. His mother ought to die alone!"
Spencer, spitting rage: "Yeah, it's called 'compassionate furlough.' Do you believe that? Welcome to Obama's America."
Emily: "What the fuck has Garrett Reynolds ever done to deserve compassion?"
Spencer: "We are just off the chain today."
Emily: "I didn't get a furlough from my misery. I didn't get to say goodbye to Maya before she was killed by somebody who may or may not be Garrett. I have no power and no voice. I am imploding in on myself like a dying star."
Spencer: "What if A injured Garrett's mom so that he could get out of jail?"
Emily: "That makes zero sense. Literally, that makes no sense whatsoever. I completely co-sign it."