Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Happy Jennaversary!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.10.2012
Melanie: "No problem. I'll have your party planning or picture booth or catering or whatever it is that I'm doing for you ready to go by tonight."
Jenna: "That's some nice art, Cousin Nate. I love art these days! I can finally 'see' what all the fuss is about."
Cousin Nate: "Are you hitting on me?"
Jenna: "Hard."
Just more Noel Kahn for the rest of Rosewood, from where I'm sitting. Go for it.
HASTINGS
Spencer: "Why are you dressed like yoga?"
Hanna: "I have lost my damned mind, Spencer. Come on."
Spencer: "So Emily's working that party, you're dressed like a shut-in, Aria has no idea what's going on... Doesn't it seem likely that we're all going to end up at this party?"
Aria: "Hey Hanna, why are you dressed like yoga?"
Hanna: "Plus, okay, plus I have to work at a rummage sale. It's all going down the shitter, girls."
Aria: "Emily just told me that Laurel Tuckman is going to be shooting Jenna's birthday party, at which Paige will also be in attendance if the roofies don't get her."
Hanna: "Wait, who's that? Are you name-dropp..."
Aria: "-- Yes. She's my photographer friend, that played me on thirtysomething. I have a lot of older friends in various industries, because of being so precocious. Anyway, she fired her assistant because he was always falling out of boats and..."
Spencer, streets ahead: "Ah! He took pictures of us at that grave, didn't he?"
Hanna: "Wait, what? He is a 98-pound weakling. He did not dig up that grave."
Aria: "He's tall enough to reach the pedals on a backhoe..."
Hanna: "Speaking of Jenna, let's talk more about Jenna. Like, is she A?"
Spencer: "For the last time, they are all A. Everyone on this show is A."
Aria: "And why is Garrett coincidentally being released the night of this party?"
Nobody: "Because his mother is dying? It's not a vast conspiracy... Oh, wait."
Spencer, awesomely: "What is the purpose of this party? To what end, these festivities? Is it really to celebrate Jenna's newfound sightedness and her birthday, or is there some other hidden meaning? Getting us all in the same place like some kinda Gossip Girl pigs-blood scenario?"