Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Happy Jennaversary!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 5 | Aired on 07.10.2012
Jenna: "Ezra! I recognized you even though I've never seen you before."
Aria & Ezra: "Happy birthday, I guess."
Jenna: "I'm just going to stare at you for a while with my eyes, okay?"
Ezra: "That seems normal to me."
Aria: "Is that Melissa Steadman from thirtysomething? She's like my best friend, sooooo..."
Jenna: "Yeah, I hired her -- instead of Aria here -- because she's an adult professional."
Aria: "Ugh. You are the worst."
Laurel: "Aria! I had no idea Jenna had so many, um, friends."
Aria: "I just wanted to say hi and tell you about this amazing pretentious camera my boyfriend got me for emasculating him."
Laurel: "That camera sounds great! When I was in high school I had to make do with a pinhole and a light bulb. That's what cameras were back then. You'd grab a light bulb and a pin, if they weren't rationed that week, and just go to town. Literally into town. With an orange in your pocket. Sell some pictures for a nickel."
Aria: "Wait, are you saying that intensely expensive-looking vintage camera was expensive? And that you're looking for an assistant? Can I be your assistant?"
Laurel: "Yeah, do you by any chance want to go through Lucas's shit, too?"
Paige: "Is your boss as bothered by you flirting with that guy as I am?"
Emily: "The fuck are you talking about?"
Paige: "I don't know. I'm high on roofies, and already crazy to start with, so I'm just kinda winging it."
Aria: "Can we talk about some things?"
Paige: "That's fine, I have to go anyway. This rainstorm isn't going to get run over on a bicycle by itself."
Emily: "Paige, what on earth..."
Aria: "You wanna see weird? Check this shit out."
She immediately pours half a glass of birthday punch on Laurel's equipment, and then both Emily and Aria make the same WTF face at each other about what Aria just did.
HASTINGS
Spencer's texting the Liars about her abortive attempt at prying into Garrett's compassionate furlough when Toby shows up out of nowhere, hair all crazy and straight-up like Dylan McKay.
Spencer: "We talked about this lurking, Toby. Why aren't you at your sister's birthday party? Just kidding."
Toby: Kisses her without prelude, and somehow she can taste that he is sad.