Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tuck Everlasting
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.05.2002
Kendall's not finished. He goes on to say that Spy Mommy is actually willing too talk. But she's only willing to talk to Sydney. Syd repeats the thing about her highlights and adds that she's having them retouched in the South of France and isn't that just dumb luck for him? Kendall's all, yeah, tell it to someone who gives a shit, sister; you're TALKING to your mother if I have to DRAG you there myself. Valiant Vaughn steps in and tells Kendall that he can't just drag his non-girlfriend outta there and MAKE her talk to her mother. Kendall says that, actually, he can do exactly that. Syd ignores Kendall and turns to Vaughn. "Are we through?" Kendall continues yammering on about national security blah blah blah. Vaughn just turns to Syd and says, "Yeah. We're through. But not, you know, 'through' like 'we'll never see each other naked' or anything like that. Right?" "Right," says Syd. "I'll wait to hear from you." She glares at Kendall one last time and bolts.
Kendall looks like he's about to snap Vaughn's head off his neck like a Pez dispenser, but instead just informs him that he knows alllll about Vaughn's participation in "Operation Bust Sydney Out Of Federal Custody." "Convince her to talk to her mother or face charges on obstructing justice and harboring a fugitive." Having dropped his bomb, Kendall goes to leave. "Guess it's two-for-one day on blackmail," snits Vaughn. Hee. Looks like Vaughn's decided to purchase a new set of heavy-duty brass balls!
Yay! The old opening is back, complete with the kickin' theme music. Ow. I think I pulled something.
Courtroom For Heroin Addicts And The Girls Who Love Them. Will's being sentenced. And Bradley Cooper is doing an Armani suit some serious justice. Will pleads guilty to the charges, and receives a sentence that involves a drug treatment program and one hundred hours of community service. God, he looks so sad. Someone should hold him. Excuse me. I have to make a few phone calls. Does anyone have the phone number for Bradley Cooper's agent? I'd like to perform a little community service myself.
Back in The Subbasement Of Dreams And Desires, Vaughn's showing Syd some necklace that's actually a sub-vocal mic that will allow the CIA to listen in on all conversations between Dixon and Syd while they're on assignment. "Oh, and as soon as you can, I want you to go radio silent with him so you and I can talk," he concludes. I bet you do, Agent Amorous. Syd smiles and says, "Call waiting for spies!" Tee hee! Tee hee hee! Aw, they're so cute when they use their spy devices to flirt with each other. Agent Amorous goes on to explain that the blackmail disk is in a safe in Naj's suite on the fourth floor. Never mind that Sydney should really already know this from her SD-6 briefing. Because, like, why would they send her on a mission to retrieve a disk and not tell her WHERE it is? Yeah, I don't know either. Anyway, as soon as Syd gets the disk, she's supposed to give it to some other guy who's working undercover at the hotel. He'll be waiting for her on the third floor.