Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tuck Everlasting
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.05.2002
Vaughn's all, so, like, what does the Alliance want? The porn? Because that's what I'd want. Speaking of porn…Syd's all, keep your pencil in your pocket, flyboy. Sloane wants the disk, yeah, and you know what that means, don't you? Yeah. We're going back in time to The Conference Room Of Endless Exposition to learn about Sydney's next mission.
Turns out the itty-bitty disk in question was taken to a vault at a hotel in Rabat. Also at the hotel is one of Spy Mommy's operatives, Mohammed Naj. The operation's simple: break into the vault and retrieve the disk. Yeah. If by "simple" you mean "easier than microscopic brain surgery." Then we're back with the lovebirds and Syd's telling Vaughn that her flight leaves at sex. I mean, "six." Vaughn tells her that he'll contact her with the counter mission no later than threesome. I mean, "three."
Syd gets up to leave and asks about Weiss. Turns out they didn't kill off Greg Grunberg after all. He's going to be fine. Despite being SHOT IN THE NECK BY SPY MOMMY. Meanwhile, Vaughn's supposed to take care of Weiss's fish. Yeah. Because a guy like Weiss would have FISH. If by "fish" you mean "rabid Rottweilers." Vaughn's cell phone rings, and he picks up and quickly gives someone the okay to enter The Subbasement Of Dreams And Desires. Unfortunately, that "someone" is none other than Kendall, the FBI dickhead played by "Terry "Hey, It's That Shadowy Government Figure!" O'Quinn. Syd's none too pleased about this new guest, saying that she doesn't trust Kendall because, if we all recall, he's the one that arrested Syd not too long ago. "He thinks I'm the devil!" Sydney hisses. Vaughn looks like he wants to say, "I don't think you're the devil, Syd. But I do think I'd sell my soul just to get a look at your --" But he doesn't have a chance, because Kendall enters. Vaughn gets all pissy with him, asking if Devlin approved this meeting. Kendall just looks at him as if he's toe jam and says, "No, I'm sorry. I don't have time to go through channels. And stop looking at me like that. I'm not gonna kiss her or anything."
Kendall turns to Syd and says something about how Spy Mommy's surrendered and agreed to cooperate. Syd wants to know if that means Spy Mommy handed over The Bible. Unfortunately, nope. And as it turns out, she won't talk about it either. She's not talking at all. Syd's all, well, now isn't that just a fine kettle of fish. Too bad for you, eh? I'm off to get my highlights retouched. Later!