Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tuck Everlasting
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.05.2002
Spy Daddy just wants to know if Sloane said anything else about the blackmail disk or why the Alliance wanted it. Syd's all, no! I just told you that Uncle Arvin slobbered all over my hand! Why can't you DEAL with the general ookiness of this situation? Oh, and why haven't YOU had a look at the disk? Turns out Sloane sent the disk to the Alliance. Oh, well. Syd states that she'll try to find out what's on the disk and why it's so important. "How are you going to do that?" asks Spy Daddy. "I'll ask Mom," states Sydney." "You've agreed to see her," Spy Daddy quietly fumes. "Yes," she says. Spy Daddy's all, she's the enemy! And she faked orgasm! Sydney's all, and so did Sloane! I mean, so is Sloane! The enemy, I mean. Syd and Spy Daddy go back and forth about whether or not Spy Mommy can be trusted. "The minute you start depending on her," he says, "she'll gut you." I believe that.
Oh. Aw. Awwww. Will's picking up garbage alongside the freeway with the other reprobates. He looks so sad and so…"Hello, Bradley Cooper's agent? Hi. This is Regina Rouge. Look there's something -- hello? Hello?" Bastard. I just want to HELP!
Hey. Remember all those times during previous episodes when there were lots of useless moments that did nothing but waste our time? Well, they're back! We're hanging with Foolio and Will as Foolio asks what happened to Will's face, which is sunburned. See, she's confused because Will's face is all red. She's not sure what that means. Oh, except that red is a really good color for restaurant walls. Maybe she can scrape off a bit of Will's face and take it to Sherwin-Williams so they can match it and she can spread the color of SUNBURN all over the walls of her stupid restaurant. So anyway, Foolio's asking Will how his community service went. Will's all, hanging out with a bunch of druggies and picking up copies of the paper I used to write for with a stick? It was great! Just great! I can't wait to do it again! Oh, and by the way, I saw you hanging out at a gas station with some guy in a dark suit. What was THAT all about? And Foolio's all, oh, that guy! Well, he's just a member of the Mafia who's helping me get an illegal liquor license. That's all. Want another water? Or perhaps a spoon and a syringe? "Wait, you're hanging out with the Gambino crime family and you're giving me grief about doing drugs?" Will asks. "Oh, it's so NOT the same thing," argues Foolio. "This scene is unnecessary and spoiling the very fine vodka buzz I have going so could we, like, move it along?" I say. Luckily, they listen to me and Will offers to help Foolio with her restaurant issues.