Episode Report Card Djb: C+ | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Something Borrowed, Something Prue
By Djb | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.07.2001
Dantalian fusses over her happy horizontal couple, chanting away in Latin, when from behind her comes the swift, ass-kickin' boot of one Phoebe Halliwell, out for vengeance. Seemingly defeated, Dantalian looks up from the ground and offers to help the girls. "I can teach you evil. You're new at it. You don't know how to realize its full potential." Piper responds that they think they're getting the hang of it just fine, and move on to the torture and the questions about Prue's location. Isn't she, like, right behind them? Piper freezes one of the bitch's hands, and when she won't cough up any relevant information, Piper smashes it right off. Kick-ass, yo. Leo fades back in just at the moment, all hapless good guy in his untucked flannel shirt and t-shirt underneath. Dude, just orb your frat-ass self back to the Hootie concert from whence you came and let the rest of us get on with our lives. Don't forget your Cocks cap! He starts, "I just couldn't leave it that, Piper." The sisters' lack of concentration allows Dantalian to roll forward and disappear. Cole asks what's what with what, and Phoebe lets him know that he abetted her escape, and Piper reaches out a hand and turns her dude-man to ice. She turns to Pheebs and demands, "Smash 'im." Phoebe does a high kick and Piper's man, well, falls to pieces, off to chill with his other Whitelighter frat brothers at the Great Dave Matthews Show In The Sky.
Dantalian furiously flips through pages of the BoS, making her best I-am-in-great-post-smashed-frozen-hand face. She stops when she comes across a page in the book, looks past Prue (who is really doing some of the best acting of her career right now), and for no apparent reason yells, "Welcome to my hell!" Uh-oh. Evil's got a new cliché.
Manor. Piper and Phoebe walk down the steps, Piper wondering, "What are we supposed to do now?" Phoebe muses on it for a moment, volleying back, "I don't know. Kill innocents?" Man. Phoebe gets all the great lines and she saves you a buck or two. Is there nothing left in her career to accomplish? Ha ha ha. Oops. Piper feels the need to continue explaining the plot we're sticking with because we're getting paid for it (I guess I was referring to the royal "we" then, eh?), once more letting us know, "That was one pissed-off priestess. And if she kills Prue, she takes the evil Power of Three along with her and we won't stand a chance." Phoebe suggests that, since they are now warlocks, they can blink their way to their destination, and there they will find Prue. It will also work because they're evil, looking for evil. Blink.