Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 66 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Piste Off, Or: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.18.2014
Spencer: "Ezra is trying to make me look crazy before I can make him look crazy but I'm not the one who's crazy, he's crazy. I'm not the one who's crazy he's crazy."Aria: "Crazy maybe because of how worried he is about you, due to being on drugs."
Spencer: "He's Boardshorts! He tried to kill Ali and he's been torturing us ever since. He is A!"
Aria: "We can talk about that later. Right now, let's stick to the subject at hand. Classic addict behavior."
Spencer: "I know! I can fucking hear myself doing it! This is the worst!"
"How can you not see what's happening right now. He's trying to undermine me. He's being A!"
Liars: "Is it true, though, that you were discovered sprawled across his desk barefoot in your pajamas, face-down in Alison's Diary?"
Spencer: "I sleepwalked. Sure. It happens."
Liars: "You just sleepwalked out to your car, belted in, drove your car to school, broke into school, and fell asleep on Ezra Fitz's desk? That 'happens'?"
Spencer: "Yeah, when you're on drugs. Which I am! But not that bad!"
Liars: "You're just kind of a drug addict? Okay sure, now that's settled we can just move on to new business."
Aria: "I know you're feeling cornered..."
Spencer: "Shut the fuck up, Aria. You're trying to help but you're also getting off on this in a really gross way, because I'm making you defensive in turn. So now you have to treat this whole thing like a deflection, which is a deflection of yours that is supported by Ezra's..."
Liars: "Again, can you hear yourself? You need something else to anchor this, because you sound like the lady on the bus who thinks the CIA is after her and if you tell her it's not, you're just proving that it is. Because she is crazy. That's what crazy is."
Spencer: "Aria, wake up! This is exactly the kind of deer-in-the-headlights behavior that almost got you shot in a nightclub..."
Aria: "Pardon?"
Spencer: "That time Toby beat up Ezra and they were both wearing hats... Oh, that wasn't reality. Hang on. Okay, sorry. Yeah. I'm confused. No doubt about that. But that doesn't mean I'm crazy, or wrong. Frankly I could be crazy and that still wouldn't mean that I'm wrong. Let me allow for the possibility of taking this narrative beyond Incompleteness Theorem One by expanding the scope to include all these things being true at the same time, and we can decide which one is more urgent..."