Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 66 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Piste Off, Or: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.18.2014
Hanna: "It's like how Spencer is addicted to drugs. Only instead it's a tiny man."Emily: "Do you think he has hypnotized her? I myself have a history with mesmerism."
Liars: "Well, Ezra is clearly A. Or maybe the Diary setup was a double-setup, that we would overlook getting an altered Diary back and think that Ezra was somehow incompetent all of a sudden and just leaving A stuff around."
Spencer walks in there with a baggie of pills that looks like a small amount for personal use and not at all an amount like has kept her awake for the last four episodes.
Spencer: "Sorry I'm a junkie, but can we talk about my weird conspiracy theories?"
Liars: "Aria's not here to protect from her own safety, so go for it."
Spencer: "I think that Ambrose Pavilion is an old meeting-place for Alison and A, and that's why A doesn't want us to know about it and defaced that name into another name."
Liars: "Didn't we already think that? Or just implied it. Wait, you are a crazy person."
Spencer: "I know, I'm trying to do this in a way where that's not a factor. I looked it up, and Ambrose is a Pavilion in the nearby Norristown Zoo."
Liars: "How does this prove Ezra is A?"
Spencer: "You guys I'm not even trying to go down that road. Listen to my face-words. We will trick 'whoever' -- which yes, I believe to be Ezra, but that part doesn't signify right now -- into meeting us there, by putting forth like we are meeting Ali to give her that money inside the coffee beans from inside the lasagna box of a poster of Alison as the skulls of French twins."
But you know Emily and Hanna are just like, "The Zoo! We are in, drugs or no."
HASTINGS
Veronica is fresh-faced and fancy-free, heading out to tennis with the girls and then dinner with the girls and then who knows what? Drunken conversations with poolboys, I'm hoping. That is by far my favorite kind of Veronica.
Veronica: "Have you been in your room all day? Lame."
Spencer: "It started out as a nap and then that turned into sleeping as though I haven't slept in four episodes. I did not wake up looking particularly refreshed, however."
Veronica: "Like I'm gonna notice that. When I look at you all I see is just Not Melissa. Are you gonna trot out your accomplishments for my bitches or what."