Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Half In Love With Easeful Death
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.19.2013
Melissa: "Whoa, you almost look showered. What got you out of bed?"
Spencer: "Oh, you know. Fresh air. Mental health. New perspective."
Melissa: "I know it's none of my business -- you know, beyond the fact that he's one of multiple fiancés of mine that you've hooked up with -- but No Company is better than Bad Company."
Spencer: "Meaning?"
Melissa: "That cologne all over you? I bought it for Wren."
So you're saying he's a bad dude? There's something sketchier about him than the fact that he has hit on half the teenage girls on this show and broken literally every single regulatory guideline in the history of healthcare, at this point? GREAT. That's Spencer's catnip, and she'll probably find a way to spin this warning into you being jealous, so, if you could please, Melissa: Leave it at that. Why say explicitly today what you can vaguely refer to tomorrow, as the saying goes. When somebody darkly and scarily warns you not to date somebody, I suggest you just let that slide and find out for yourself. A lot of times those butterflies just can't survive the extra data, you know what I mean?
FITZ
Ezra: "...And these toys for sure are going in the garbage. Fuck that kid, he doesn't need fun soft animal toys. At least not as much as I need to be super petty and childish."
Aria: "Tantrum's not a great look on you. Shouldn't you at least give that stuff to Goodwill? (Where your son at least has a shot at them? Boom! Poverty zinger!)"
Ezra: "He doesn't even know he's my kid yet, where's the finesse? You can't just start giving children presents right away, they see through that. To truly seduce an innocent, you must begin with compliments, gestures. Perhaps a poem about a jukebox."
Aria: "Hey, as long as we don't have to watch Chinatown who cares if that kid's happy."
Ezra: "It's a really good movie! Faye Dunaway plays basically Alison DiLaurentis, if Alison were just a tad more unlucky."
Aria: "I hate art and culture! Just kidding."
Ezra: "You're such a little bratty-watty. Let's make grocery-bag masks and watch cartoons and be horrible... Wait, it's a phone call. Hey, buddy! It's my buddy Maggie. Maggie, what's up, bro? Oh for real? Okay let me just kick my girlfriend out real quick."
Aria: "Um, movie night? Happening all around you?"
Ezra: "My mother has apparently decided to sell the condo where Maggie and that child live. What a bitch!"